Chris Ponder

Texan. ER Physician

[Chris Ponder @CHPonder]

@shea_Hello Send to Astros please

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@chakazula Pretty sure cousin’s exploding willie is why I go to therapy

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@RightWingCope “My dad ain’t the only one getting a salty surprise today girl”

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@KHOU I do believe this young man “fucked around” and then subsequently “found out.”

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@aggiematt235 If I were Kyle Tucker I’d have shit in Verlander’s locker. But I’m not.

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@ATTSportsNetSW @astros Indoctrinating the children as early as possible.

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@playnewworld Begging you guys to bring back PVP scaling is what’s on the agenda today.

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@aggiematt235 OOT, M64, MK64

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@aggiematt235 Too bad that movie is so fucking lit there’s no way to make it sound anything but aweaome

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@chakazula :laughs in reality:

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@Evanlu11 Proves that many people are incapable of self governing. They can’t even do the proper thing when it requires almost zero effort.

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@Evanlu11 @Raising_Canes I thought true invesragaribe journalism was dead

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@bullyray5150 @BustedOpenRadio @GentlemanJervis worlds sweetest man

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@Evanlu11 5 is the true answer.

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@aggiematt235 You made the only sensible choice. Every other option is literally wrong.

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@PBearATX I had a cough and chest pain and shortness of breath for like 2 months in October and November. Maybe I should have passed on the bat and pangolin soup. Pretty sure I was patient zero.

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@GentlemanJervis Thanks Jervis it’s appreciated. We are doing our best.

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@MGMResortsIntl Very sorry for all employed

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@Bellagio @Cirque What all is closed / open currently at Bellagio?