white trash adjacent

fuzzy little man peach

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

It’s my birthday… so… why haven’t yall texted me

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Hey guys

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Sometimes when I’m having a bad day, I remember the time I let a $300 steak fall on the floor in front of the table who ordered it, and nothing could be worse than that mortifying feeling. So maybe this day isn’t quite as bad as I think.

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Why don’t you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an EZ pass on that vagina with your holland tunnel

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

I broke the golden rule. I blacked out at the company holiday party.

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

@sheetz thankful to say that my bullying worked, and we are finally getting a Cincinnati location. In my delusion, I think this was all my doing. Can’t wait to be the first customer.

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Working fine dining is so funny bc the “rich people” always have their nose in the air being rude, but the ~wealthy~ people are actually the most kind, casually spending $5k and tipping 30%

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

I saw a video of someone dissecting Flamenco…. And I understand why Beyoncé cries every time she performs it bc same

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Update of my week:
✅ Beyoncé concert
✅ Survived an almost a tornado at the Beyoncé concert
✅ Experienced my first dust storm
✅ Got a black eye
✅ Mayday Parade concert
✅ Drank way too much and called my ex (actually had a nice conversation)
✅ Found out I’m getting promoted

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Ok quick preview

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Hey guys. I’m going to see Beyoncé tomorrow and I’m really excited to show you my outfit

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

I sent a survey out to some friends, and I think you guys should see the results

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Working at a 5 star restaurant is fun (actually being serious on this one), but it’s even more fun when they accidentally order too many barrel aged wagyu ribeye steaks bc guess what our pre-shift meal was today

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

@msvnderstood @sheetz I’ll bring the butt!

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

@msvnderstood @sheetz can you confirm if there is so much butt there

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

(To add, I can’t sleep and I forgot to mention that I’m watching phantom of the opera)

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

She prob would have lived in the cave with you and that face of yours. But you had to go and make it weird by killing all those people. Yall could have been honkin goobers in the candlelight. She was into it from the jump, like why’d you go and do all that

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

I want to show yall my cowboy Carter tour outfit so bad