Charlotte Holmes

I mostly tweet pictures of my cat.

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp I keep getting a ‘can’t add item to basket’ message, please can you help? Thanks

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@Spotify when are you going to create an explicit content filter? I really want to put on some Xmas number 1 playlists at the moment, but don’t think the family will appreciate Killing in the Name of as much as me...

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@BildyToys Please can you let me know when the mega boards will be back in stock? Would love to get these for my kids for Christmas. Thanks.

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@motorolaUK Isn't that a bit ridiculous when your hardware is utterly redundant without the app? Or can you suggest another way I can use your cameras..

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@Moto_UK Just updated the Hubble app and now this happens (FYI. Haven't altered login info since I last logged in successfully). Any ideas?

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

Emailed @nextofficial about their kids clothing (this was before it had even been washed) and had no response. Great customer service 🤦‍♂️

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@PapaSkelts you're so anti BBC, it's like you're a Murdoch fan or something 😚

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@PapaSkelts They're just reporting the news as it is.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

OI! FATSO! And if that's how you'd like to address someone, have a look at my column in this week's Observer. https://t.co/O3SYM4Sfyk

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@jane_kjane @VictoriaCoren Tell him he's too much of an arse to have a wife.

[Article 50 invoked? @Article50Alert]

Naaaaaaaah #Brexit #Article50

[Article 50 invoked? @Article50Alert]

Ummmm...nothing yet #Brexit #Article50

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

Michael "I'm not equipped to be Prime Minister" Gove is going for PM role. Makes perfect sense.

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@NorthantsPolice Illegal hedge cutting took place in Silverstone this week, but your WCO gave the OK for it to continue. Any idea why?

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@PapaSkelts the pound is nowhere near coming back. We have more than 2 years of this to come.

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

"Circa 1983, I developed a fairly robust hatred of the gay community... but that was before I met Dale Winton."

[Gazing at Sunsets @m_gahan]

@Guderian255 @acgrayling @UKChange ...Brainwashed Britain. Propaganda work which is why they keep using it.

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@PapaSkelts FTSE 250 looks crap still though, hence us still being over £500 down. At least it's not £700 like Friday I guess.

[Charlotte Holmes @CHolmesy]

@kebabsrshite Boris didn't want to leave. He just wanted to be PM. https://t.co/8aRrBSHDRh

[Nick Cohen @NickCohen4]

"Gove Farage and Johnson: cynical demagogues who are about to be found out" Me in the Observer https://t.co/zwquvYErxN