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CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
From hellholes to the Ritz, wet work done right.
[email protected]
I'm flexible.
Joined May 2012
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CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
over 6 years ago
@DarinielDejesus
@MicahGrimes
@NYPDnews
can you all send somebody to check on this guy in the Bronx? Seems like he's having a mental health crisis.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 13 years ago
The next bastard who critiques my stabbing ability is gonna get shot in the face. I'm looking at you, Simmons.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
over 13 years ago
I'm a dinosaur. An anachronism. They say a drone can do my job. The difference? Culpability. Goodbye, Venezuela. Goodnight sweet prince.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
over 13 years ago
Bumped into a Mossad Squad in Monaco. I've no idea why they use ten people to do something I do with just John Browning and Jack Daniels.
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@_oz___
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Shubhankar
@shubhankar
Engineering, Metalhead, Dreamer, Perpetual gum chewer, Chronic intel collector, HIGH on life, I bleed Caffeine. Also: https://t.co/EA7MwsyW2q
Akshay Phatak
@akshayphatak1
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
almost 14 years ago
Not dead, just busy. Killing people is exhausting work.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
I'd like to tell you killing terrorists is rough work, but that'd be a lie. It's really fun. Like going to disneyland, just with more death.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Green Beanies push their "Quiet Professional" persona, but don't ever beat them at badminton. Bastards put camel shit all in my pack.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
No matter what anybody tells you, nobody can party harder than ST6. The guys are like a bunch of vikings on holiday.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Well, it was a nice run stateside, but I'm headed back to the Stans. Dev Gru needs more tequila.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Swank pad today. On the other side of the dune is Miami's best nude beach. Behind me is...well, it's not pretty.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Well that was fun. It's been years since I felt so giddy. I swear, I feel so ALIVE! I really should use my knife more often.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Mark was fat, old desk jockey. Decided to have a little fun and jump out of his closet with a BOO! Massive coronary on the spot. Easy peasy.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
They say the pen is mightier than the sword...but a suppressed .22 behind the ear trumps all. I'll sleep well tonight. He'll sleep forever.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
I love Tahoe this time of year. Essence of spruce and oligarchs fills the air. Their blood smells like borscht.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Roses are red violets are blue, I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Just kidding...I had a reason.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
The bean counters back in Langley are never going to reimburse me for this suit. At this rate I should buy Target instead of Savile Row.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Mossad guys always up in my grill about eating bacon, but they'll sure as hell eat some nasty ass bbq goat.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
I hate having to take down rogue spooks. They're all "blah blah, but my family! You coached my kid in baseball!" Shut up and eat cyanide.
CIA Assassin
@CIAAssassin
about 14 years ago
Some days I remember what fun this job can be. Doing my duty for president and country and all that...Then the mark shits himself.
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