feelings haver

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS Pro-Ultron, Pro-Bukkake, Elysium apologist, Pro-Queef, Please Don't Hire Me #GeorgeFloyd #BLM

[feelings haver @_oz___]

#UsThisCouldBeButAlasYeJest

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

hate when ppl make me laugh on my period like btch stop u made me ink

[Kyle @kylofone]

so much sympathy for today's kids. every aspect of their lives has been impoverished, there are no spaces for them, everything is prohibitively expensive, the planet is dying, they're being repeatedly infected, and the solution is apparently to further isolate them digitally.

[mrs meowkins @mrsmeowkins]

9yo is working on a series of Lego guys called ‘kitchen warriors’ this is a mug with a gun

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

“Championship Playoffs”

[cory @coolmathgame_]

wife: please just don’t say anything stupid

me: ok

[later at dinner with her coworkers]

me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol

them: what

me: i said roosters be waking up early

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

thanks I hate new roku city

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Actually, if she was in Gaza, she’d get bombed by lsrael.

[NICKtendo @itsnicktendo]

Finally, I can achieve my lifelong dream of powerscaling Weird Al

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Incredible things are being posted in Facebook

[Cool Box Art @CoolBoxArt]

Life with Louie: Lake Winnibigoshish (CD-ROM Comic Book) / PC / Inverse Ink / 1996

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

long live the people’s republic of mamdanistan

[Chris @citehchris]

if I was playing in the nba finals I would make every shot and never turn the ball over. it baffles me why no one else is doing this

[ultramatt @3rdillusion]

Lost Highway ~ Lynch, 1997

[Radio Free Disney 🪤🌻🍨 @vibegender]

family guy is slop the way grandma used to make it