Mike

[Mike @CIAmike]

@theSlowpoke_ @slstdv @HAmorata That’s fair if that’s genuinely your world view (although I’m sure we could explore scenarios that would make you rethink that statement), but it seems as if the context did make a difference for you when you addressed the rudeness, aggression and hypocrisy in Jeff’s comments.

[Mike @CIAmike]

@theSlowpoke_ @slstdv @HAmorata You see the context as pretty different, but that’s just a matter of perspective. For those “complaining”, they are also telling people doing something bad to stop. From my perspective and many others, the perceived “aggression and rudeness” from the consumers is warranted.

[Mike @CIAmike]

@krassenstein Why is @DeandaSharone being given unlimited time to attack the people she disagrees with, instead of engaging with the ideas in good faith?

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Informal: Banjo Bart

Formal: Banjoseph Bartholomew

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

“How did you get rug burns in the ocean??”

Carpet sharks.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Al E. Gator: Are you really going to marry her?
Her husbands keep disappearing and she is constantly showing up with new boots & purses.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

[Texas]
Steak ‘n Shake Car Hop Slogan:

“We’ll have you shaking in your boots.”

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

There’s something good about every body
sometimes you just have to dig a little deeper to find it.
- grave robber

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

I hurry and check my notifications to see who liked and rt’d my tweets before Twitter makes them disappear.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Life: The boots assigned to you were made for walking.

Me: These things pinch my toes and chafe.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Robotics engineer creates an exact replica robot of me.

Me: Make it wear white and spill things.

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

I’m not a real doctor but I play one on yo mama

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

Not only is coffee part of my daily survival kit, but so are at least 3 different flavors of coffee creamer in the fridge

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

My super power is crying when I see someone being kind to an animal

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

Every time I see oysters in a half shell on a menu, I wonder if those oysters were heroes

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

In a confessional to priest: “couldn’t this have been done in an email?”

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

Twitter is modern tech gossip. It was named after ‘a little birdie told me…’

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

My driver’s license photo is a good one. I lead a charmed life.

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

No ifs, ands, or buts.
But I’ll allow yets.

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

It’s called 4:20 because the king smoked up before he sang a song of sixpence and ate a 24-bird pie. It is the first recorded instance of the munchies.