The 5-0 Eagles

Opinionated Anti-socialite, Freelance Armchair Analyst, Dad Jokes Comedy Genius, Production Visionary

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

At the ER with heart probs I didn't know I had.. 🥴 #welcometoyour40s

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

@TweetsKnowEvil Lol.. the Internet couldn't help you get that out?

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

#ganggreen #LFG!

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

🤔🤔🤔

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

I've recently come to realize and somewhat accept that I'm boring.. 🥴

[lil duval @lilduval]

If they did a yelp review on dating you what would yours say?

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

The guy at #Hooters that tries to establish a personal relationship with each and every girl in the place.. Sir...

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

Is it really an authentic #wafflehouse experience if you don't overhear a conversation about someone on the staff getting high? Went on to discern the difference between 'that' & marijuana.. So shorty on them 'hard drugs' - ya hate see it..

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

@FootbaIIism I really didn't know they called "in the grasp" back in the day.. 😧😧😧

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

@itsmepagliacci Woooow.... that's crazy. I didn't know the Stevie Wonder fact.. #TheUniverse is really wild man.... 🙏🏿 #RIPCoolio

[Dylan Federico @DylanFedericoWX]

The Sanibel Causeway was destroyed by Hurricane Ian. The only road in and out of Sanibel and Captiva. 💔 #flwx #Ian

[Kurtis Quillin @KurtisQuillin]

My brother, in medical school studying to be a team doc, "That's second impact syndrome, 1000%....It's going to be a very long road to recovery, based on how that looks." #Tua

The Dolphins' medical staff needs to be held accountable. You have to protect players from themselves

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

😧 Yeah, that's tough to see; now especially..

[Michael Melchiorre @Ohiographer]

How did the NFL see this last week in Buffalo and let Tua Tagvailoa continue to play tonight? 🙏's he is okay after.

#TUA #OMGTua

https://t.co/rlebx156qC

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

@KimFromTampa That was as clean a hit and definitely NOT excessive as is possible in the game of PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL. Sometimes these freak things just happen. #prayersforTua

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

@Felonious_munk @ses0525 Pretty clearly Salt n Pepa

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

Broooooo!? 🤣😂

[Derrick A Brooks 🇵🇦 @derrick98]

❌ 🥃 or 🚬 my💊of choice is 🐱… 🤦🏾‍♂️

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

We don't do that.. 👀

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶-𝒲𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶. @DANAWAYNAAA]

Lol. Crazyyy.

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

Normalize doing lavish shit like 'they' do for no reason at all.. 🤙🏿☝🏿🎯

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

All the Jews when the reggae band on our cruise ship drops into Hava Nagila out of literally nowhere:

[The 5-0 Eagles @CIngls1]

#PSA to all bar & grills. STOP PUTTING SALOON DOORS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM ENTRANCE! THEY'RE ANNOYING AS SHIT!!!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019