C.J. Baskerville

Professional funny guy | Seagulls hate me | I think milk tastes okay

[C.J. Baskerville @CJBaskerville1]

@BarackObama come get tafari’s kitchen they outta half the protein options, only got sugar free soda, and the only way you find out is by waiting in line. you were not president for this.

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@HanoverSchools WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO🥳

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@pixelprayer EMPLOYMENT / JOB APPLICATION

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@HanoverSchools

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@HanoverSchools

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i like trains😐

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i know a scary math joke… but i’m 2² to tell it☹️

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i sent my hearing aids to get repaired three weeks ago…

i haven’t heard anything since.

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did you hear the news about yard sticks?

they won’t make them any longer

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why does snoop dogg have an umbrella?

fo’ drizzle.

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she going to vegas to see silk sonic.
@Michellelafolot

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Ventriloquist: I’m a ventriloquist.
me: you any good?
me: the best!
me: wtf

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Best video ever. https://t.co/dzGspdZOit

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i thought about being a doctor,

but i decided that i don’t have the patience.

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I am apparently pretty good at corn hole.

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sorry, no joke today, i’ve got things to do.

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I like to think that my profile pick is me from 17 years ago looking into the future and seeing my twitter account.

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i accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative,

i’m about to start a religious movement.

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where does a fish keep their money?

the riverbank.

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my boss told me to have a good day,

so i went home. (not really i actually like my job)