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@vjdrkenta Are they still available?

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@BBCWorld The premise—that omicron originated in Southern Africa—is flawed

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@jowrotethis @StormofSpoilers @rejects @Da7e Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏾

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I scored 21 points with GAY in #spelltower! - https://t.co/JMlJHroF3V

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@jowrotethis Is there a chance Richard Horne could be Johnny's son, rather than Audrey's?

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@MarianneThamm @Conrad_Sidego will do my best :)

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@MarianneThamm Hi! I think you meant to follow my dad: @Conrad_Sidego ☺️

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@TroublesFriend thanks :)

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat

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@TroublesFriend #TeamKatniss

[FriendZone2BoneZone @Friend2Bone]

Be up front with women. Open with: "Patriarchy has conditioned me to value my sexual pleasure over your humanity."

[FriendZone2BoneZone @Friend2Bone]

Getting to the Bone Zone is just like getting to Carnegie Hall: practice practice practice and also treat women like safes you need to crack

[FriendZone2BoneZone @Friend2Bone]

Pickup Technique: The Quiet Storm. Sneak up behind a girl and douse her with water. Then pretend your friend did it and be a hero.

[Kevin Mitchell @WiringTheBrain]

Genetics explained... (or blended inheritance at least)

[Señor Winces @senorwinces]

Almost made a joke about the diet of vultures but I don't want to waste your time. Carrion.

[Fiona Hanley @GreenClouds4]

The most British thing I've ever read. https://t.co/CYBjM4SxWX

[Google Poetics @GooglePoetics]

we all stand together
we all start as strangers
we all stumble in many ways
we all stare at the same sky
#GooglePoems

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Next cosmetic surgery trend: kneecap shaping.

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Future Olympics scandal: high jumpers with lungs full of helium.