Casey Comber

Villanova ➡️ UA Mission Run Baltimore Distance … Pro runner, but amateur at everything else

[John Chimpo, I'm told. @jehawks]

Trying to land this plane safely on the Hudson

[Casey Comber @CJ_Comber8]

The creek

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Casey Comber @CJ_Comber8]

When the 12 seed you picked to upset is leading at halftime during the workday

[magne @litlefishes]

tramell tilman is the GOAT #severance

[Guardian Mile @guardianmile]

Introducing our fourth male elite athlete:

Casey Comber🇺🇸 UA Mission Run Baltimore Distance

🔵2024 U.S. Olympic Trials Semifinalist (1500M)
🔴1500 PB: 3:34.24 / Mile PB: 3:51.92

📸: Jan Figueroa

#GuardianMile2024 | @CJ_Comber8

[Hunter Miller @MillerHHunter]

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

Upgrade time 📈

After finishing 2nd at the last @baa Invitational Mile, @CJ_Comber8 times it just right this year, taking the win in 4:08.

Brit Henry McLuckie made a bold move from the gun that almost paid off, but UA Baltimore’s Comber reeled him in late and held off Canadian Aaron Ahl by 1 second.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

I got 100k for you if you go sub 4 @__coleman

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

I need Nickelodeon to do a companion broadcast on election night. Patrick from SpongeBob explaining the electoral college and slime being dumped on the losing candidate during their concession speech

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Tell your daughter to meet me in the A gap.

You’ll be pushing her in a wheelchair for the next 5k she participates in.

[Casey Comber @CJ_Comber8]

@lead_Milk_Man Take my money. Please!

[Haley Taylor Simon @Haleytsimon]

Wally the emotional support alligator makes his Flyers debut.

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

SCOOBY SNACKS PARA TODOS

CAMPANAZOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Philliesbeisbol
@ElGringoMalo365
@OscarBudejen

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

The Jets are 1-13 in their last 14 games against bird teams

(in aviation as well birds are a problem for jets)

[Casey Comber @CJ_Comber8]

@pspychal This sounds straight out of a Pit dinner table conversation

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

mail is cool because 99% of the time it’s like a J.c. penney catalogue for a previous tenant and 1% of the time it’s something you’ll go to jail for if you don’t look at

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

Running helps create two skills that are increasingly rare:

1. When running by yourself, it helps create an ability to be alone inside of your head for a long time.
2. When running with others, you learn to fill time with conversation instead of defaulting to your phone.

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

IT IS EDOSE AT THE BUZZER! ☄️🇳🇬

In the final weekend of the qualifying window @EIbadin of @DistrictTC runs 1:44.65 at George Mason to break his three year old personal best, qualify for Worlds, and hit the Olympic standard!