Clarence “CJ” Jackson

Postal Carrier for Vaca Muerta Estates, model rocket enthusiast, widower. Somebody keeps fooling with my hummingbird feeder.

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Somebody filled my hummingbird feeder with X.

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Thank you @PearlsFromMyrna for allowing me to be your faithful postal worker these last handful of years. I will be moving on to the lovely community of Cabra Enferma.

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A gift from one of My Thoughtful customers.

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Young folks forget we saw some things in our time. If you’re looking at your phone you ain’t living.

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@mycoat18 That is a lot of uni

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Somebody filled my hummingbird feeder with May flowers.

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Somebody filled my hummingbird feeder with April showers.

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Somebody filled my hummingbird feeder with pink slips.

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@PearlsFromMyrna Is that your new nickname for Lyle?

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@PearlsFromMyrna You’re welcome.

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I’m accused of failing to report holiday cookie plates left for me in customers’ mailboxes for the last 20 years. I assured my superiors it had no influence on my service whatsoever. However the same cannot be said for the customer who insists on gifting me fruitcakes every year.

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Somebody filled my hummingbird feeder with guacamole.

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@PearlsFromMyrna Ironically, some of your tersely worded letters have required extra postage.

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@tfcocs @JChapman1729 @RobFlor_ His trike is fancier than mine.

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Somebody filled my hummingbird feeder with helium.

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The Christmas yard inflatables that a certain someone cut loose a month ago are finally making their way around the world back to here.

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@ArchetypeE They were making pop and slapping fake Coca-Cola labels on the bottles to sell in Canada.

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Mr. Lyle and Amy from Safeway are videotaping themselves on their telephones to make some kind of documentary serial which if you ask me sounds a little self-indulgent and self-serving.

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Inflation has not stopped more inflatables from clogging folks’ yards this year so one resident had taken it upon herself to demonstrate deflation.