Chrystal

[🐝 @beha_hun]

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

[Chrystal @CJackz]

I can’t be the only one who didn’t send the kids to school for two hours today 😆

[Chrystal @CJackz]

🤣😂

[gum @vibetogum]

now they all got f**kin problems… with each other 😭

[Chrystal @CJackz]

If you have a seasoned palate yes 😌

[N01 @callmyno1]

Question for my Canadians tonight. Does Pineapple go on pizza? 🍕 🤔🧐😏😂🇨🇦 #Canada

[Chrystal @CJackz]

Finding an unoccupied spider web in your vehicle is so unsettling because, where the hell are you?

[Chrystal @CJackz]

My 3y/o self is pushing play on my cassette tape audio of blubber and hitting up my toy box.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok 

What is the first thing that you do?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Chrystal @CJackz]

My UPS driver really went out of his way to tuck my package somewhere out of sight but also secure it from blowing away. A real hero 🥺

[Maryam @hell_line0]

No one is performing abortions at 24 weeks unless the fetus is incompatible with life or the mom's life is in jeopardy....

[Chrystal @CJackz]

Blue, white, pink, red, purple, orange. In that order always.

[mandy🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ovoxomandy]

canadians be like what colour freezie would you like

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Realizing we are the last generation on this earth to know what life was like before social media.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

[Clem ࣪⋆.˚ ꕤ ⭒.˚ @Clitmelon]

yes im Canadian, and yes i like E-TRANSFER

[Chrystal @CJackz]

@amercer12 🥹🤍

[Chrystal @CJackz]

Walking out to my car carrying a barely 3month old this morning and a lady in her SUV pulls up beside me saying “excuse me”. Me thinking she just wants directions or something until she says “I just had to stop and tell you how good those shorts look on you. They’re perfect mama”

[Chrystal @CJackz]

Because making it through your first year is just as special as getting through your last.

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

Can someone give me a convincing reason for kindergarteners to have a graduation

[Chrystal @CJackz]

I hope he came back and bit the parent.

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

You know how fast you gotta be to catch a squirrel????

[Chrystal @CJackz]

I was so thrown off when I got that random email weeks later asking for my direct deposit set up. I’m pissed I ignored it 🤣

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’m such a fake canadian i didn’t even know about this bread settlement thing and now i’m mad

[patwa defenda 🇨🇻 @ShansDaBoss]

tf is a restroom are you sleeping in there