Clive Jhissem

Digital Diary of a Political Floater.

Includes guff, wank & whimsy.

[Clive Jhissem @CJhissem]

@kirawontmiss Cunt

[Clive Jhissem @CJhissem]

@bmay

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

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[Mary Kelly Foy MP @marykfoy]

The Chancellor’s new scheme seems to be “Eat Nowt to Heat House”.

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

43p per day

[Clive Jhissem @CJhissem]

@juliasuzanne76 This was likely meant ironically given Ian Austin was Labour & has a history of criticising the Labour Left, who arguably were in charge from 2010-2020.

[LBC @LBC]

"Everybody who warned Project Fear was going to happen was shouted down by the people now in power.

"Before your very eyes the Government are saying the predictions were right - and it was part of our plan."

@mrjamesob

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The Mash Report, a comedy program critical of the government has been axed by the state broadcaster, reportedly for political reasons, and at the behest of a director general appointed by the government. Finally, a stone cold example of what 'cancel culture' looks like.

[Just a fan of a fan @ALLICONICSPORTS]

Since #AllLivesMattter is trending let’s have them all see this video https://t.co/N3yseiTCRl

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[old jumpers @oldjumpers]

Dominic Raab has been downgraded to Dominic Rbbc

[Clive Jhissem @CJhissem]

@RealJamesWoods if Disney make a Hercules live action film, will you be Hades? Please be Hades. #TwoThumbsWayUp

[Andy Edwards @eds209]

I'm all for a new Watchmen comic about Rorschach as long as his mask doesn't have that picture of my parents having sex on it anymore.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I don’t understand. The Tories were massively in favour of defunding the police when it was called ‘austerity’.

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

Keir Starmer is classier, sharper, more thoughtful, better briefed, more considered, more mature, has better instincts, is cannier, more talented, more composed and more Prime Ministerial than Boris Johnson.

[Clive Jhissem @CJhissem]

Nobody help with this.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Appeal to identify Edward Colston statue protesters https://t.co/WKPlYTJ3H4

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Told ya'll he exaggerates about the size of things.