Chloe Kaelberer

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

We know Dobbs can fly a spaceship but let’s see what he can do with a Jet

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a teenager being treated for a condition that is endemic in the United States

What’s the diagnosis?

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

I cannot stress this enough - MIDNIGHT RAIN

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

professional sommelier

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

Reminder that someone wearing a medical device is not an invitation to ask questions about their health. Your curiosity doesn’t trump their privacy

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

Listen up ladies!! Spring break is only a few weeks away. If you start today, in just two weeks you’ll notice your body is the least interesting thing about you!!!!!

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

Taking things seriously is so embarrassing

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

My dreams have been absolutely unhinged lately make it stop

[Lucas Wencl @LucasWencl]

#Skol

[SZA @sza]

I HATE YOU .

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

The feminine urge to get a “fuck the patriarchy” tattoo

[Ellie @EllieT1D]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever watched the Vikings beat the packers and then blackout afterwards

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

In my defense Taylor Swift dropped a 10 minute version of All Too Well and I was left unsupervised

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

Accepting applications for a man who would like to put air in my tires & then never talk to me again

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Ok its literally so important to have a little cat to come home to at night

[Chloe Kaelberer @CKaelberer23]

My friends are elite