Calvin Kispert

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

It's an accidentally throw your clothes in the trash instead of the laundry kind of day

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@RodhamDennehy

[royse @Roysenotes]

the last place i’d ever wanna be is in the path of my 25 pound cat’s absolutely devastating double barrel roll attack

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

1969: Margaret Hamilton alongside the code that got us to the moon
2019: Katie Bouman alongside the data that got us to the black hole

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@nickieeee13 Not me

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

Green eggs and ham

[eli @elifromcollege]

Yeeeeet

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@JordanBlakee1 Yo let’s split some subscriptions

[Devin  @papasuncle]

Elon Musk is only one tragedy away from becoming a Bond villain.

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@nickieeee13 @ddlovato @Fabletics

[Jaden @jaden]

Potatoes Are Amazing

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@RodhamDennehy the return

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@AnnieRoethe I don’t even know what to say 😢

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@LukeSwatosh yes yes yes yes yes

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

@RodhamDennehy finally

[Ash (an female) ⚪️ @adult_mom]

If you don’t eat the cookie dough the salmonella wins.

[tubi ad break @hellohappy_time]

To hairstylist: [makes series of incomprehensible gestures around my head shape] so exactly that or I’ll cry

[Calvin Kispert @CKispert]

🙃

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[blind date]

HER: I'm a big country fan

ME {trying to impress her}: China is very large