Chris Brown

Just a donk from P.G. County, MD. @JunksRadio P1. Tortured DC sports fan. Laughter thru rage is my favorite emotion. Philosopher King. Single as a man can be.

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

What other people think of you is...none of your business.

[viviolet @violetrose1410]

Watching Americans try to figure out what Canadian Tire is and the best way I can explain it is if you had a labyrinth designed by a hoarder uncle

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@FattMatt39 Today, the part of the St. Louis Browns will be played by...

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@daniels_bukola @stoic008 Their 3 fights took years off both of their lives. But, wow they were great bouts.

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@BitsFlareDev @cheryl_marlin No, thank you. I'll take my chances with the fire.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Comedy coach Jon Stewart walks Trump through the basics of how not to f**k up a joke

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

Two birds. One stone.

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

Chris Hacopian, Nats 1st round pick, is a DC area kid who grew up a Nats fan.

Someone asked him if any former Nats had reached out and the first thing he said was “Danny Espinosa followed me on Instagram, that was sweet.”

Ball knower.

[GMRJ @TheRichmondJohn]

For my no-politics followers, this is like knowing the name of a left guard on your favorite football team because he’s so bad at his job.

You shouldn’t know the name of the White House OMB Director.

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@DougieFreshIAm @thisisdspan Can we keep him??!!???

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@stoic008 You have to look at Tyson's career as pre & post Kevin Rooney. He was a different fighter after he fired Rooney...& not for the better.

Rooney used a numerical code for every punch. At times, he operated Tyson like a real-life Rock-'em Sock-'em robot...calling combinations.

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@moneymetalcakes @BaysoxOfficial Flirting with the inverted W, Nuc!

[G @G__Chain]

Most iconic Left Hook in history ✨🥊

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

People say “be yourself”, then spend years rewarding everyone who isn’t.

[Chris Brown @CLBinTX]

@OWS1892 @cheryl_marlin Mary Tyler Moore returned from the beyond to say she wants her pants back! 🙄🙄

https://t.co/t3wqqIvDJO

[GMRJ @TheRichmondJohn]

Timeline cleanser:

Movin’ Out by William Joel

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Notice how it's always "America was founded on Christian principles!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

[Rare Bird 101 🦃 @RBird101]

You know what’s not contaminated with diarrhea parasites? Whiskey.