jaybee

Oh great, another place to overanalyze myself

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

The shorter the girl the more fear you should have. Science 101

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt before I cut them off.

Just kidding, people suck.

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

Only a man in a relationship would walk a dog that was wearing UGGs

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

Today's the first day of being the same asshole I was yesterday

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

@Whatevah_Amy Same

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Don't throw a relationship away just because you don't agree with their choices unless they wear Crocs then it's okay.

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

Can I be your first mistake of the year?

~ me flirting

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

I like my weather cloudy like my judgement

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I wish stupid people would speak less.

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

@NYorNothing I got a copy of the Goonies I haven't returned to blockbuster since '92 if you're going that way

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

People who have a tendency to use sarcasm a lot are my people.

[Ganja Lilly @PureGanja1]

Yes I'm talking to myself
It's my favorite hobby

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

Only 5 more days to lie to yourself about who you're going to be in the new year

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Hello 911? My husband bought the cheap paper towels.

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

@lyssasphere

[La Bruja muy buena ✨ @lyssasphere]

So what if I can't spell armageddon? It's not the end of the world.

[Party Waffle @PartyWaffle]

I was thinking of you so I went out and murdered all these flowers

[mariana Z @mariana057]

He's making a list.

He's checking it twice.

He left it at home.

He is texting his wife.

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

Life Hack: Spike your own drink if it gets you through the holidays

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

my body’s check engine light is on

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.