That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. @KarlTowns
It is week 13 of the 2026 NFL season. Jacoby has led us to a 2-9 record, the leagues worst. While trailing 10-17, Jacoby suffers a hand injury and we give the keys to Beck. Beck has a miraculous 4th quarter leading an upset over the Los Angeles Rams 27-20. Beck is then named the starter for the rest of the season. Over the last 4 games, Beck goes 3-1 with 7TDs and just 3 INTs. The Arizona Cardinals finish the season 6-11. They have the 10th pick in the NFL draft and elect to draft a defensive player, confident they have the QB of the future. Going into 2027 everyone is very upbeat, Beck apology posts are plastered over Cardinals twitter. For the first time in YEARS, the valley has something to look forward to. Fast forward to the end of 2027 Carson Beck is actually still ass and just had a Mickey Mouse 4.5 games and we still don’t have a QB and MHJ and McBride request a trade and we fire Monti and start an entire new rebuild
How to build a great NFL roster
QB- White
RB - Black
WR1 - Black (Shifty)
WR2 - Black (Big)
WR3 - White (gritty)
TE - White
OT/OG - Samoan/ Nigerian
C - Midwest White
DL - Nigerian
NT- Samoan
CB- Jits
S - One black One White
LB - White with long hair + Big black guy
San Antonio Spurs' Victor Wembanyama has won the 2025-26 NBA Defensive Player of the Year award. He is the youngest player in league history to win the award.