CoconutLimePizza

A delicious white pizza topped with coconut, chicken, onion and jalapeño drizzled with a lime finish! (oh and I'm 24)

[ScreenTime @screentime]

KPop Demon Hunters 2 will get a “very broad theatrical release,” confirmed Netflix's co-CEO

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

@Variety The Live Action was ok. People just weren't interested in watching Moana a second time. Like, I went and saw it (7 times in the theater) because my youngest is obsessed with Moana and can sing every song word for word at 5 but! The average movie-goer doesn't wanna relive a movie.

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

@Seb_254_Clark My mom: Some day we'll have flying cars, you'll see, son!
*20 years later*

Ah yes, the newest craze! An invention we all wanted! A shower! 😂

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

@thedailymemes_ Suffocating in darkness doesn't sound like fun but hey you do you boss! Oh wait, they also get to crawl around in bat guano!

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

Goon Garbage #Pokimane is rich, hates the poor and apparently is too damn special to buy a 500 dollar cat cage but can jerk off with Jasontheween on a yaught.

Nah fuck off, you and your goons can go to hell, where demons belong in the first fucking place!

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

THE ONLY POSITIVE HERE is that it wasn't your child! NEVER FUCKING HAVE KIDS you fucking monster! You have SO MUCH EGO to believe you can play the victim here!

A FEW STORIES, MY ASS! You're literally LIVING THE CLOUDS IN THE CITY and you're expecting your cat to grow wings! NAH!

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

So you're telling me I'm supposed to believe #Pokimane was only "A FEW STORIES UP" and the average cat can survive 20 stories?! Nah, fuck off! I'm sorry, not sorry! You're in the fucking clouds and you think you should be allowed to sit back, cry, victim! Fucking goon garbage! 💯

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

My honest to god response -

"I'm sorry the cat had to die because you're a fucking greedy bitch who can't shell out a few hundred dollars on a cat sitter or hell, 100 dollars on a cage when you know you live in a penthouse in the sky. You're an idiot and rich because of goons!"

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

I feel terrible for her cat, not Pokimane

Pokimane has so much money that she parades on stream in yaughts while flashing bands with Jasontheween, owns a cookie company that's too expensive for most people in the known world and blames us for being poor

She can pay cat sitters

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

not that i should be clarifying details over the loss of my cat, but since people are being weird..
1) i’ve cat-proofed every balcony i’ve ever had, with bird spikes & plastic covers. this is the only building that didn’t allow me to.

2) my balcony door also has a bug screen, it turns out the cleaners opened the door to let a breeze in (not to clean the balcony bc i’ve never asked for that) and didn’t close the screen door, so a couple minutes later, my cat stepped out on the balcony and then fell.

3) as heartbroken as i am, i don’t want to blame anyone. this was a heartbreaking, freak accident. i’m very sad, and just clarifying things.

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

How life since March 13, 2020 has felt

[Andrés J. Colmenares @wawawiwacomics]

Tell us the truth! 😱

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

😂

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

I’m about to go and find me some cardboard because this idea is genius

[amber stone🍁🇨🇦🍁 @WoodAnaise]

😂😂😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Punctuation saves lives

[CoconutLimePizza @CLPizzaX]

@CCTakato 98% critic score
97% audience score
FRESH!

"Another bad movie!?"
Forgotten Island was great lol
FANTASTIC!