Chris L. Vazquez

Chris Vazquez. making lemonade into lemons since 1995.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

My boss “alright everyone I have really important news everyone listen up”

*all stop working*

Boss “Backstreet boys are doing their reunion tour and they’re going to Atlanta and I’m buying tickets”

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@timthetatman I’m a highschool official and my position is Umpire. Everything the official did on that play was textbook. Dark gave the ball to his center when he should’ve gave it to the official.

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

As you listen, we hope this brings upon reflection, inspiration and conversation.

Our players and staff invite you to continue the conversation on race. 🖤

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

We rally around @BubbaWallace. Fellow drivers push his No. 43 car to the front in Talladega.

#IStandWithBubba

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

Hey @hcsotn

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

I was today years old when I realized this joke.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

Y’all I thought this was a parody account at first ....

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@bluebbgirl I can’t tell if this is a head or an ugly enlarged thumb

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

You’d imagine after his role in Home Alone 2. You’d think he would know how to at least act like he’s been a church before.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

There is zero reason he should’ve been arrested. I don’t care how fast he was released. There is ZERO reason. Change my mind.

[(っ'-')╮ @sweeeetdee_]

please watch. please listen closely. if anyone has any information on this man / a link to his go fund me please let me know. this is absolutely not okay. we will not be silenced.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

2020.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@BShep40 @memgrizz As the prior coach of the 2016 & 2017 UTC fraternity intramural champions. He’s the real deal and would be worth it.

[out of context community @darkestimeline]

TROY AND ABED HANDSHAKE IN 2020

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

The season 1 finale of Avatar is prime television even 12 years later.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@Nurly13 WHAT IS UP DUDE HOLY CRAP

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

Thanks for the new music @benrector and the 15 minute break from work it took me to get this insane choreography down.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@benrector @JustAmyZing Hi me again. Ben I’ve seen your dance moves in concert. I see your tiktok offer and raise you a dance off at your next show in Tennessee... or tiktok.

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@benrector For you, I’ll start stretching to try to get back into form

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

@MarshallBuck Too excited to practice my air bending I guess

[Chris L. Vazquez @CLVazquez76]

Please know that you will not here from me until Monday.