Lance

Lover of all things virtuous.
Giver of laughter and questionable advice.
Overall, a likable and gentle guy who wants to drink bourbon.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

This ticket would truly save America.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump C) fuck no

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@JesseBWatters ONE republican betrayed the country.
TDS = Trump Disappointment Syndrome.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@TheBuckYouWill that's why they fuck goats

[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

Sir Based of KY

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@SteveLovesAmmo ...rinse, repeat.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

Charge property tax only on second homes and investment, commercial, and industrial properties.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@_SnittyKitty_ @RepThomasMassie @RepShreve As a KY-04 voter, I will say Massie's seat wasn't "bought"; it was, in fact, just rented for two years.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@sasquatchvlogtv And, we, his buddies, will be glad of it.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@KyAnon1776 @raefejenkins As a KY-04 voter, I can say with authority,
you know nothing about this.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@ky_statesman @LPMississippi Today's government:

–> check <–

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

Relieve stress INSTANTLY:
Run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds.
Both wrists.
Do it when you feel a stress spike. Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop.

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

The 7-second cold wrist rinse was tested on 3,000 soldiers after combat simulations.

Cortisol dropped 52% within 90 seconds. Heart rate fell an average of 22 beats per minute. The Navy classified the protocol in 2009 and kept it secret until 2023.

The mechanism is radial artery cooling. Your inner wrists have the thinnest skin and the largest surface-to-volume ratio for blood vessels. 7 seconds of cold water cools the blood passing to your brain, which signals your hypothalamus to downregulate stress instantly

You've splashed cold water on your face. You've taken cold showers. Both work, but they're inconvenient.

The SEAL protocol takes 7 seconds, requires no undressing, and can be done at any sink. Soldiers used it before night missions to fall asleep fast.

The military classified this because a free 7-second stress fix would reduce demand for combat stress medication ($400M annually).

The 2023 declassification came after a FOIA lawsuit filed by a veteran.

The fix: run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds. Both wrists. Do it when you feel a stress spike.

Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop. No shower, no ice.

Just 7 seconds.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

A prophylactic injection is NOT needed!
Your chance that you will need it at all is
1 : 154,000,000
and that is only AFTER an injury!

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

Exposing the Tetanus Hoax 💉

- Only 13 tetanus deaths in the US in the last decade
- You can get the shot after an injury... yet babies get 5 doses
- Your risk of dying from tetanus? 1 in 154 million.

Just another Big Pharma cash grab. Wake up.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@thehealthb0t Wow!
approx. $50 per dose
that's $250 per baby
for something that is NOT needed until injury!!!

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@thehealthb0t Hey, @Grok.
How much does the manufacturer of the tetanus vaccine earn per dose?

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@Rothmus I shall never submit.
My God gave me the right to self-protect.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@MiaBryant374659 Good luck with that.
Canada exists only because of the US taxpayer.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@DerrickEvans4WV No.

I am ashamed of myself for putting so much faith, effort, and emotion into Trump2.0

I am a man without a party who identifies as a patriotic Massie conservative.

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@mandyarthur @TheDibsterX Ooohhh...
I didn't know that was an option!
I'll take 'C'

[Lance @CLanceFrazier]

@PlanetOfMemes We are all just shades of wheat.