Agronomy colleges spend a lot of time making you memorize Latin names of weeds
When really they oughta teach you how to communicate with a 70 y/o man who can’t hear and only has a cell phone cuz his daughter gave it to him for Christmas
Saw a car with a bumper sticker that said “Honk if You’re DTF”
So I honked
And the dude just flipped me off and drove away
I don’t think I’d like to fish with a guy like that anyhow
Today I had an hour long conversation with a grower about his soybeans and “that good bean growin rain” and I’m pretty sure my age just skipped ahead 10 years.