Riley Richard

[Jeff Barnaby @tripgore]

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

@devonpalmer_ @CLangland when we made sloppy joes lmaoo

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

How disrespectful... At CHURCH this morning some kid in front of me was playing games on his phone with the volume turned all the way up. I got so pissed I almost threw my beer at him

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

I’m not an alcoholic. But my friends are and I’m competitive

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

My dad got super pissed at me for kissing my 3rd cousin. Like if it bothers you that much then stop counting them?

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

I like my toast like I like my kisses. French.

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

There’s nothing wrong with a man enjoying a drink in the morning

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

Every time I type “lol” I let out a small chuckle so people can’t call me a liar

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

Hi I’m Yankee Doodle and I have macaroni in my hat.

Civilian: hmm looks kinda like a feather

Doodle: ...........it’s fuckin macaroni

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

Fixed it for ya.

https://t.co/efvLiE0FMG

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Here's a map of FAVORITE MOVIE CANDY by state. What does your state like the most?

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

@Ninja @DrLupoOnTwitch @CLangland

[Casey Langland @CLangland]

Earlier tonight a gal told me to shave my mustache. Apparently saying “you first” was not the correct response.

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

@shamshammgod @megan_richard_

[Russell @rjb9898]

All I need is a good book and two gallons of ice cold peach vodka and I’m set for the night

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

This is my lucky penny. I've rubbed it 6 times today. And the penny should help too!

#SkolVikes

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

Some lady just lost her hair in this wind. Call that tumble-weave. 🔥🔥

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

@Tjm2015 stop lights are just suggestions

[Riley Richard @RileyRichard48]

Who wins in a fight

[stretch armstrong @Trace_Armstrong]

when you try and go to class for once, but god has other plans

[Uncle Nate @NateJ2015]

Insurance agents in rugby be like