Johnny Bad Beats

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#GSWvCLE As long as Golden State doesn't win another game we can win

[Dr. Brian Hoeflinger, MD @drhoeflinger]

I’m a retired brain surgeon and I wanna tell you why you feel like life is passing by. I just need one minute to explain this to you so hang in there.

Repetitive daily routines stop the brain from recording clear detailed memories. When every day looks the same, your brain does not track time the same as a clock does. It tracks change. If nothing new happens then days, months, and years start to blur together.

This is know as Time compression. When life lacks variety, your brain compresses past days together, making it feel like time is sped up.

To stop feeling like life is passing you by, add new experiences to your life. Break routine habits, like changing your daily home routine, taking a different route to work, or trying a new hobby.

Schedule small trips or plan new adventures so your days do not blend together.

Practice mindfulness by staying fully focused on what you are doing right now and not trying to race off to the next task.

Keep a journal and write down happy memories or memorable parts of the day before you go to sleep.

Take deep, calm breaths when you feel anxious or rushed to return your focus to the moment.

You can and you will retrain your brain to not feel like life is passing you by by following these few simple measures.

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@MySportsUpdate @LombardiHimself Ask Dion Waiters

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@ChrisKlemmer Congrats!

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

I feel like society collectively forgets how crazy it is that the most powerful military in the world is led by a former Fox News weekend host with no significant management experience who never held a high-ranking military command

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@rexroy501 No, don’t be disrespectful the original was and always will be a masterpiece

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@CleGuardians Embarrassing effort

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@JoShowAdell @REFLOG18 Acclaimed

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What do globe makers do now? Are they labeling it Gulf of America?

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@SprinterPress This is how the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast dances

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@tim_stebbins We’re starting to pull out the end of season black magic

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@TheMikeSeebeck @thejohnfreeman @CapitolPolice

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@CLEjfh86 @ZackMeisel Still not a leadoff hitter?

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@cujicubrito @ZackMeisel How’s the petition going?

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@Hobomclovowcln @ZackMeisel Hobo, can you ask again?

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@LeeAkrish @ZackMeisel Lee knew!

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@tjhudy12 @ZackMeisel Hey Tyler, can I get an update?

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Oh fuck ya, I forgot I nailed this take!

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I can’t wait for the Dodgers to be exposed for financial fraud in the next decade. Where the fuck is this money coming from?

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@Browns Booooooooo

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I need Deshaun to throw for 500 yards week 1, that’s the only way this can possibly get funnier

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

Buying weed in a store makes me feel like such a fag. “Are you looking for something a little more relaxing or daytime” I don’t know man. I’m looking to get high. I’m looking to forget everything I know about the movie Anchorman so I can enjoy rewatching it for the 700th time