Christian Longoria

I tell jokes for money then spend it on stupid things

[Ihavenoidea @sxmpocrxzy]

Fox is playing against Spurs

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

Get Fox out of the game

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

WTF was Fox thinking? Just run the clock out or make them foul you. He’s played some DUMB 🏀 LAST 20mins

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

Fox threw that game. Why on earth did he not run out the clock

Generational loss

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

Oh man

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Spurs are just a better basketball team

[Variety @Variety]

The wedding ceremony that took place during Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl Halftime Show was real.

https://t.co/m7JTKA6VHl

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

Dodgers: we need one more run to win this game.

Dodgers :

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

@barstoolsports More stunning news: the sun sets and rises

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

I treat my body like a temple. But like how isis treats temples

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

@bwill97 @briantylercohen 47

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

@scottkundla @StephenAtHome I’m just curious on how you got Obama to follow you

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

That’s my BRUDDER 😤

[Five Tool South Texas @FiveToolSTX]

That’ll do it!

Ben Longoria (@10Benlongoria) rips a line drive single into center to walk it off in extras.

Westlake defeats Lake Travis 4-3 after eight innings of play.

@WHSChapBaseball (TX) 2023 #uncommitted

[Five Tool South Texas @FiveToolSTX]

That’ll do it!

Ben Longoria (@10Benlongoria) rips a line drive single into center to walk it off in extras.

Westlake defeats Lake Travis 4-3 after eight innings of play.

@WHSChapBaseball (TX) 2023 #uncommitted

[Reilly Sokolosky @reillysokolosky]

First day in LA and I saw a girl slip and fall in piss

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

Gas price is redonk. any horse dealerships out in LA?

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

¡Buy the dip!

[Christian Longoria @CLongo2112]

Germany sending 5000 helmets to Ukraine is the same as just putting your name on the group project after it’s done