Chris Burnham

Perpetually tired. Probably liked your animal pictures. Usually annoyed at something. Metalhead and sports nut against my better judgment. Typo-maker. He/Him.

[Chris Burnham @CMB1979]

If you know someone who suffers from depression, please reach out to them. Just telling them you're thinking of them can work wonders.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

To me, there is nothing more evil than deliberately targeting people’s subconscious to benefit yourself.

It’s the ultimate theft, breaking down private psychological doors to take away freewill. As Thiel said, that has been their goal since PayPal—an “alternative to politics.”

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

I’m curious why an organization that is so famously bad at developing hitters is arrogant enough to believe that they will finally be the ones to make Stuart Fairchild a viable major league hitter.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "[Graham Platner] is like a pig…He's worse than any human being that's ever run for office."

Trump: "Grab them by the pussy…I did try to fuck her. She was married."

[Eric Thomas @ethoma10]

Not one word of this (or anything Tech folks have said since the decision) is delivered in good faith, and Hocutt could’ve saved us all some time by just writing “SUCK IT” in large comic sans.

[Bobby Skinner @BobbySkinner_]

Roger Goodell said he’s not an owner anymore

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[Nora @Puzycat69]

I always celebrate at Olive Garden after my satanic rituals too! Something about unlimited salad and bread sticks just says 🫱 celebrate Satan 🫲

[ClockworkAnge™ @ClockworkAnge]

@Acyn

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

HE COST TAX PAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME.

WHAT THE F*CK WAS THE POINT.

[Chris Burnham @CMB1979]

Walk off time. #GuardsBall

[Chris Burnham @CMB1979]

ROCCHIO DID WHAT?!?!?! #GuardsBall

[Chris Burnham @CMB1979]

He and that kid from Texas Tech can share a cell.

[CSR @ValeraSZN]

Also, fuck Emmanuel Clase.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Cope harder, racist bitch

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Look how fast they took Trump’s face off the screen after the crowd erupts in boos.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

🚨BREAKING: screwworm leader set to give exclusive tell all interview tonight at 7, on his plan to take Greg Abbott down from the inside 🪱

[Chris Burnham @CMB1979]

The good thing about this is that Mcguire might not be talking stupid shit about us anymore.

[Here Come The Irish @herecometheiris]

Every team in the NCAA should refuse to play Texas Tech, especially schools in Big 12!

[Colb @___Colb___]

They booed louder for Trump than they did for the Spurs you gotta respect it LMFAO

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Georgia athletic director ... wonder what school is being referenced here?

The point is true, but it's been a long time since individual accountability was a widely embraced concept in college athletics, or maybe the country at large.

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

I’d assume the average person doesn’t have much in common with pedophile war criminals