Colombo Chronicle

Satire on the delight that is Sri Lankan politics.

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Mahinda offers to build Trump's wall https://t.co/NMEvGJ648x #USElection

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Fallacy of democracy: @presrajapakse vindicated https://t.co/XxEApjAMRX #USElection

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Lanwee is in fact rohitha 's third hit song. The second was an unreleased sample of dwayne bravo's 'champion'. https://t.co/MmaOW7psnm

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"Tinder poses risk to traditional match-making. Concerns over future for astrologers and aunties" https://t.co/ysEqq3XB5y

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More proof of stock market correlation with cricket performance - ASPI up 2% since #SLvAus https://t.co/f50Sal1NcP

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Sumathipala betting on countering the Murali effect https://t.co/BykIl31BA6 @andrewffernando

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Pokemon Go blocked: #LKA Government to launch Pokemon JO - objective to capture members of the Joint Opposition https://t.co/My3nOAqiR5

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"Massive networking opportunity for a politician. These inmates could be the next parliament around me" https://t.co/ewPxE4RG4V

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"Now I lay down in VIP suite
Pray FCID won't dig deep
If they find I was on the take
Pray Ranil will save my neck."
https://t.co/3OqPEYi1PM

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@rukmankan @Nimilamalee this is no laugfing matter https://t.co/TUOu1nrWzP

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"There is no conflict of interest. Even though we are in-laws, we are not outlaws" https://t.co/VumJSCyh2k

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"You're giving power to the same people who made Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian globally famous" https://t.co/XxEApjAMRX

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https://t.co/LX4c7H2AkG #Brexit

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water rises
on the diyawanna
drowns our sorrows?

#LankanHaiku

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Sri Lanka sends IMF home as rains solve liquidity crisis https://t.co/e8giwzJoXX

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"Just stepped off my Emirates flight in Kampala. God, I can’t believe I have to fly Business Class like a peasant."
https://t.co/cq1fXYSdCK

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Rohitha 'ChiChi' Rajapaksa releases new hit single inspired by DJ Bravo's Champion https://t.co/MmaOW7psnm

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"VAT is love? Ravi don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" https://t.co/D9Tu84sTvQ #Haddaway

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Joining the anti-yahapalana protest bandwagon even lightning strikes https://t.co/dVBPOnyYOh

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Electricity failure in several places in Colombo due to a lightening strike: CEB

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Public holidays to be made tax holidays, "unconditional" IMF loan, and @ExPresRajapaksa 's cake: debt by Rajapaksa https://t.co/NZUiJAAGVL