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I wanted to be a librarian. Friend to All Wilderness Creatures. Baffled King.

[ǝlɐp, MLIS @cmpn]

Add to Folder: “My Worst Tattoo Ideas”

[Skoom🔻☭ @SkoomaBoofer]

Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story:

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

We love you king

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@garrytan This is your dignity and self-respect.

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@stupidtechtakes

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

Marvel movie brain

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The difference is by design.

[ǝlɐp, MLIS @cmpn]

@RepNancyMace immediately after hitting send.

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@sama

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

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@IckeAnd @DaFredguy @ByYourLogic as someone who played many local shows with him in the early ‘00s, can confirm. we mostly drank in the parking lot during his sets.

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12 Minutes into Ep 1: Black Dog, White Transformation Mask, Shadow(s) over the Falls, Horned Serpent (Sisiutl?), FIRE. 🔥

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That moment in third grade, when you realized if the entire class just decided they were going to get up and go to recess, literally no one could stop you. Literal class consciousness. 🧑‍🏫👦🧒👧

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That crowd work that makes Jeb Bush look like Stavros Halkias.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

𝘠𝘐𝘒𝘌𝘚

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@robdelaney Some may call this cringe but my man just locked up the powerful Diet Mt. Dew drinker’s vote.

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@CrotserJeremiah @Boom___Shaka @judysquirrels Why is that Michelle Obama’s responsibility, specifically? Why not George Clooney? Taylor Swift? Ted Lasso?? It’s the responsibility of the Democratic Party to field candidates that can win. Shifting the responsibility to individual agents is just ideological fantasy and cope.

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Imagine wanting people to believe you are a genius then admitting that your smartest friends are Bay Area Dems. 😆

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@CrotserJeremiah @judysquirrels no.

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@normcharlatan Just posting from an uncharted island some 500 mi. due Southeast of Iwo Jima.

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@Vanessa_ABee I’m a reading abolitionist, but more importantly a reality and time abolitionist.