CMU Drunk

Just another washed up college grad

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

I decided to make a thread of all the times CMU went viral on Twitter

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

@DetroitCarl @P94atHome @BarstoolBigCat Must be why we went to the MAC championship and you didn’t

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

#FireUpChips

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Huge news: Mid-American cancels fall football season because of COVID player health & safety concerns, sources told @Stadium. MAC took a huge financial hit when Power 5’s cut nonconference games & intends to try & play in spring, sources said #RIPMACtion
https://t.co/V8F488nrF0

[9jaPrincess @Adizzy18]

My freshman year at CMU I was in a group chat with these white kids. Got kicked out and let back in and immediately went to the messages to see what they were saying. Sure enough some racist ass shit.

[WXYZ Detroit @wxyzdetroit]

#BREAKING Gov. Whitmer is expected to lift the stay-at-home order today and allow bars and restaurants to reopen on June 8. Also opening are day camps, swimming pools and more.

Outdoor gatherings of 100 or more can begin immediately. https://t.co/OAgZ9J19zx

[Leonardo Jacobschild @leojacobschild]

Bombing Middle East countries won’t undo 9/11.

[CMU Athletics @CMUAthletics]

As part of strategic budget planning amid the COVID-19 pandemic, CMU Athletics announced today the decision to discontinue its men's track and field program, effective immediately.

https://t.co/XOgYd5smo3

[Cut4 @Cut4]

.@CMUBaseball shows us what it would look like if baseball slang was taken literally…

[. @VenezuelanOG]

LMAOOOOO https://t.co/t9Z9rJMFHb

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

Two Chips. Not bad for a MAC school🤷🏼‍♂️

[NFL @NFL]

The NFL's 2010s All-Decade Team Offense!

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

@burke19_jacob Yeah, it’s definitely a season though that leaves you hanging a lot. Last two episodes were wild. Hoping season 4 doesn’t take as long

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

New season of Ozarks is fucking WILD

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

This quarantine sucks on the sole fact that everyday there’s a new stupid Instagram trend going on every day now

[CM Life @CMLIFE]

BREAKING: A stabbing just took place at Wayside Central with multiple victims, according to a Central Alert. The suspect, still at-large is a Native American male wearing a tan shirt and red baseball cap, the alert said.

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

Eric Fisher. Super Bowl Champion!

[Central Michigan Football @CMU_Football]

As we kick off Super Bowl week, check out some cool facts about Chippewas' Joe Staley and Eric Fisher as they head to Miami for the big game. #FireUpChips

[Chrundle The Great @Brendan_White15]

Hasn’t tweet in 2 months and this is the first thing you post? And then delete it? Bold @RealCMichParty

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

Hopefully gets the help he needs

[Andy Slater @AndySlater]

JUST NOW: Antonio Brown, wearing an anti-suicide smock, made his first court appearance.

His bond was set at $100,000 for the burglary with battery charge.

The judge ordered Brown to wear a GPS monitor, surrender his passport, and undergo a mental health evaluation.

[CMU Drunk @CMUDrunk]

This dude is legit

[Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg]

Former #TexasTech QB Jett Duffey is expected to transfer to #CentralMichigan, sources tell @TomVH and me. He was originally headed to Tulane but instead will join the Chippewas.