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the only thing on the mind of a shark is eat.

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@jmthrivept Just got the wind knocked out of him dummi

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If it wasn’t for my high school coach and bum ankle them Chileans would’ve been breaking into my house

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@Ziggys_Duck

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- this guy has the same first name and last name

- i got a breakfast quasadilla at @DFWAirport and got charged $2 for jalepenos that tasted like green bell peppers

- i was on @AmericanAir and sat next to a fat broad who was sitting next to me and behind me @billburr

[DC Sheriff @dcsheriff]

Migrants from India involved in gold bar scam sentenced to prison.

Today, Punit Punit, 30, and Anil Dhiman, 35, were each sentenced to 6 years in prison for stealing more than $200,000 from a woman in Castle Pines through an elaborate scam.

“I am very proud of our detectives, who dedicated countless hours to identifying and apprehending these suspects,” Sheriff Darren Weekly said. “We are pleased to see prison time imposed, and hopefully, this will send a strong message to anyone else who thinks about perpetrating a crime like this on Douglas County residents.”

"Thanks to the relentless efforts of the district attorney, justice is not just a word, but a promise kept to the citizens we serve. I express my heartfelt gratitude for their unwavering dedication in this case," said #DCSO Detective Eric Oppeau, who was the primary detective on this case.

DAs press release: https://t.co/qpxHXm9J1V

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@Ziggys_Duck prayed for his killer with the knife still in him

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@Ziggys_Duck

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@LRiddickESPN Riddick / Fowler 2028

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@AdamSchefter @JFowlerESPN

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@Ziggys_Duck

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@LukeReeder36 @ESPNBet go back to bed

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cigarettes are cool, get out of the left lane, your grandmother is a whore - john 3:16

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what’s lisa leslie up to today ?

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clean up the streets, get the geezers off the road

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anyone else got miss independent by kelly clarkson stuck in their head on this beautiful church day ?

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downstairs neighbor heard me arrive home. can’t i listen to @aliciakeys in peace

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and then charles barkley said his two complaints about the first half were the bad refs and the celtics complaining about getting / not getting calls

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every time the new jersey in me comes out while i’m driving it’s always because of a 4 foot old woman. there is a gang of 4 foot old women trying to get a rise out of me on the roadways

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@Chief_Sohma an ice cream baked this cake ?

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hey @SouthwestAir you cancelling my flight was a huge inconvenience. send me and the first 10 people who RT this a booklet of drink coupons to make up for it. thank you - callahan

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throw him down a well

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

Evan Engram's 106 yards tonight marks his most in MetLife Stadium -- after playing 32 games in the stadium as a member of the New York Giants. (via @ESPNStatsInfo)