A VERY long shot…but if anyone was on flight BA177 from Heathrow to JFK yesterday (Tues 4 April) at 1.10pm and landing at 3.30pm and found this little fella, there’s a distraught little boy who would love to be reunited with him. Get in touch if you can help. Thanks
Holiday hotel buffet breakfast on one plate:
Watermelon
Baked beans
Sausage
Cheese
Hash brown
Small cake
Grapes
Yoghurt
Quiche
Bread roll
Peach
Fried egg
Ham
Cooked tomato
Salami
+
Litre of orange juice
3 x stolen apples and a banana for later (rarely eaten)
Welcome to March. We’ve had a stern chat with last March who has assured us this March will be much less, how shall we say, horrific. So keep the masks on, keep diving into hedges to avoid people, you know the drill, and let’s trundle our way towards a lovely Summer. As you were.
Prime Minister’s spokesman repeatedly refuses to say whether it is illegal to go for a walk with a friend while holding a coffee. Says he will get back to us later.
I would be interested - as I’m sure many customers will be - to understand why @Hoseasons take the view that retrospectively changing agreed terms and conditions is lawful. Today would be perfect.
If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I’d say “omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp” just so he’d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I’m a moron and I’d be so naked by the time he’d finished doing that.