Corey Smock

New Biz @wasserman 🙋🏼‍♂️

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

@Tess_McBreezy @PDXYelp My son got naked in the middle of OMSI last week so this actually seems great

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

most dad thing ever is having your phone charge at night in a room that you’re not even in

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Best,

Corey Smock

*Please excuse any brevity, typos, grammatical errors, underwhleming ideas, missed deadlines, emotional outbursts and in general a complete misalignment on expectations from the very beginning of this project as this was sent from my iPhone.

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

@AsherVOI @WorldWideWob @UnderdogFantasy Don’t take it personally. I’m the one who lost 😜

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

@ShaynaPilnick I did the same thing last night. Built a fake me out of pillows and a duvet on the floor so he would think I was still there if he woke up. I was like a teenager sneaking out of my parents house.

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Wore jeans to a video conference today felt like I was dressing up for a wedding

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Unfortunately though he was on mute.

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Very special moment. Our 18 month old son just said his first full sentence. It was, “Can everyone see my screen?”

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Sometimes I rub dirt all over my jeans before I go into Home Depot just so people think im really getting after it

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

When you reach a certain age you just start coming out of your bedroom in the morning fully dressed for the day

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Trimmed the neighbor’s hedges and in return she baked us a pie. This completes my onboarding into the suburban economy. May clean the gutters if cookies are on the table.

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

There’s a direct correlation between how long you’ve lived in this neighborhood and how much you dislike me listening to No Ceilings while trimming the azaleas

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Wow just when you think your wife son and dog don’t listen to you try telling a fruit fly to get out of your kitchen. Smh

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Neighbor just asked if I needed any help with the gardening, which im interpreting as extreme sarcasm.

Dave,
Please consider yourself removed from all neighborhood email comms and baked goods distribution.

Sincerely,
Your worst nightmare

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Wow never realized this but having kids on your lawn is, in fact, quite frustrating

would like them to get off

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Bought a house and now cannot stop watering the grass. It is my passion, my calling and my one true love.

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@ShaynaPilnick For one, it’s not relaxing 😂

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

Sometimes I get an email from a brand or newsletter I completely forgot about

Its like hey I remeber you guys and i appreciate you not flooding my inbox all the time!

also... unsubscribe

[Corey Smock @CMichaelSmock]

@pwells I raise you