LILAC SNORLAX

author of IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO TORTURE ME UNTIL I BECOME STUPID (MIT Press, 2026)

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

thrilled and grateful to be able to make another contribution to @keep_planning, one of the best and most singular vessels for literary work going right now. Infinite thanks to @toomuchistrue. Check it out if you have a moment!!

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#038 - "Further Excerpts from THE NEVERENDING BURDENS OF LOVE" by Rein Vilu (@CNNSwitzerland) https://t.co/3JKL7FtSgC

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

Looking at horse books online #AllMomentsAreTheSame

[J McLaughlin Safford 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 @kimo16]

Ala Sawab (Flightline out of Message) this morning under assistant trainer Juan Leyva for trainer John Sadler @santaanitapark @sadlerracing @JuanLeyva1984

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I wish I worked in a laboratory and my job was just spending all day in a pristine lab talking with geniuses in white coats. It’s probably not as good as it sounds though. That’s how everything is. You think something’s gonna be good and then it sucks. Life is so awful.

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

Beautiful horse. A real horse’s horse. A love letter to the genre (horse). Your favorite horse’s favorite horse

[Daily Racing Form @DailyRacingForm]

👀💰That's three in a row for Fitz Right who won The Grade 2 Wonder Again Stakes on Friday at Saratoga.

📷 Barbara D. Livingston @DRFLivingston
📷 Debra A. Roma @NYdroma

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

@jacobin morally depraved racist hack job

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

Jimmy P is the GOAT

[Daily Racing Form @DailyRacingForm]

👀👀 Some great shots of Jimmy P winning the G1 Beverly R. Steinman Hurdle Handicap at Saratoga.

📷 Barbara D. Livingston @DRFLivingston

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

not to brag but my partner may or may not have divine access to the secret treasure tunnels under the Porto F1 track

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

Excellent field

[David Grening @DRFGrening]

Met Mile (Saturday)
1 Nysos
2 Vibe
3 Antiquarian
4 Saudi Crown
5 Rated By Merit
6 Knightsbridge
7 Journalism

[Mia @boygrrI]

ketamine tgirl: i love ketamine

masc lesbian: lets go to the gym

pansexual: im attracted to you

the trickster deceiver: sorry i use guise for everybody

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

Y’all remember squidward from family guy

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

I don’t spend nearly enough time on my computer

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#049 – "the space from within you rots from the outside like some freak of nature—" by Alec Ivan (@_alec_ivan_) https://t.co/drSX7tAp4p

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

Just finished reading this. Brilliantly written, fast-paced without losing depth.

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

@tranz_schubert 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Paulick Report @paulickreport]

In the absence of lore, horse racing becomes just another transaction, much like picking up a gallon of milk at the grocery store, and equally as interesting.

More: https://t.co/y1AjaMDkKF

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

@protosaint Ily

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

I should go out and buy fresh basil but I have no money

[LILAC SNORLAX @CNNSwitzerland]

according to my horoscope I am very stupid