𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫.

Communications officer aboard the U.S.S. Hephaestus station…..or, so I’m told.

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

——“𝖢𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗇, 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋! 𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒 𝘸𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖾'𝗏𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗎𝗉 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾? “

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»»#W359RP #MVRP

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

Word for today? Little friendly advice.

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@sardonichazard I can’t go for that, noo🎶

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@sardonichazard it’s his.

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@sardonichazard I mean I’ll do almost anything, that you want me to, but I can’t go for that

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@sardonichazard A-awww?? Thank you?? I’m touched? What flavor reference should I lean into

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@sardonichazard What? No. My skin is mediocre and I am okay with that. I’m talkin 2007 Juno era Cera.

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

I think they are harmonizing

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@sardonichazard What do I do man? Micheal Cera ain’t here to do the bare minimum in yellow sweatband.🌀

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

Oh word?

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

Ah damn, here we go again folks.

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

I’m not repeating all that

[𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗟 𝗝𝗔𝗖𝗢𝗕𝗜 @Bombsawaay]

… what?

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

You know, I’m often asked in your letters is did I get my masters in cuntology with a phd in motherism and majored in slaysian studies from the university of servington

Which….um…..yes?

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

Is it still even January? Talk about a drag am I right

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@assistxnt . . . .

[holds a hand up]

I don’t know, but I’m not lying!

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

Your useless fact today is a pretty simple one.

Did you know if you look at the persons elbow while you high five, you never miss? You kids go crazy with that one

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

@assistxnt Yeah! Actually it’s tested and true. Give it a whirl see for yourself

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

I get that a lot. Still it’s not like you’re over here making this conversation less dry. It’s like talkin to the gobi desert with you. Maybe you should think about what that says about you as a person.

[𝙹. 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @archxvist]

I beg your pardon? It's hardly my fault you're incapable of having a normal conversation without the use of sarcasm or jokes.

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

Ah! Well that’s better at least…they’re rubber I think the bread won’t hurt em

[CECIL 🦄 @WHATHENIGHTVALE]

Bread isn’t good for ducks! But they’re sitting in a sink that has been plugged and filled with water!

[𝖤𝖨𝖥𝖥𝖤𝖫. @COMMUNICATlNGS]

You haven’t tried to feed them some bread to guide them to a pond…or, bath?

[CECIL 🦄 @WHATHENIGHTVALE]

they’re EVERYWHERE!