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I Cut off my legs I Aint chasing no hoe

[riri @COMORBIDIOT]

https://t.co/2WAGHEL23W

[Samantha 🇵🇸 @arcuaria]

I’m ngl it’s genuinely moving to me that this guy’s special interest is trying to understand what makes the human body function at its best and he loves this woman so much that he is hell bent on trying to solve a medical issue that has never had the proper resources or attention

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Kate’s period will start any minute now….

I’ve been waiting for 34 days.

This is historic; the most measured menstrual cycle in history.

What we’ve measured so far:
> 408 min of brain data
> 10k blood glucose readings
> 48,960 core body temp readings
> 136 photos of her body
> much more.. see below

In total, 14 million data points.

Full list of what we’re measuring:

> core body temp via ingested pill
> pain threshold
> grip strength
> photograph of the body
> body thermal temperature
> blood pressure
> weighing menstrual blood
> cortisol
> blood glucose
> DNA methylation
> oral microbiome
> stool microbiome
> urine metabolites for hormones
> stool microbiome
> vaginal microbiome
> cervical mucus
> sleep
> wearable
> resting metabolic rate
> metabolism.
> techno-tampon, for lady boners
> reaction time
> skin biological age
> brain with Kernel
> breast measurement
> urine concentration
> hormone concentration
> weight
> nutrition

proud of @_katetolo for becoming the world's most measured woman

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

they do not give a fuck omg

[riri @COMORBIDIOT]

@ObscureAni37060 some people ARE going to look very young and still be full grown... that doesnt mean all of a sudden what they do with their body is your choice and quite frankly its creepy to try and police that

[riri @COMORBIDIOT]

just traded 18 endangered eggs for a leg and 3 ultra rares

[チン化す @feXCToj7K624069]

女性が簡単に股を開くのなら何故あなた達は童貞なのでしょうか？

[flame @findyourflamee]

the berleezy danganronpa v3 notification just hit

[Joey Hospital 👉🌌 @ihvaloadedgun]

how the corners of your mouth feel 1/3rd of the way through the family size bag

[bianca @furor_uterino]

fui no vet e ele receitou um remédio pra minha gata ai na mesma semana fui na minha psiquiatra e ela receitou o mesmo remedio pra mim

[:) @morfinist872183]

I don't even go to school no more I got phantom pain

[৫.・゜🩷💜🩵 @umbre_eons]

you can sell 300 character keychains and make 5000 dollars and hoyoverse won't give a fuck but if you make 50 cents profit on a japanese ip they will nuke your small business into orbit

[auds⸆⸉ @HE4DG1RL]

i’m a cis woman and i don’t menstruate every month due to health issues, does that make me not a woman???

[lil @lilifying]

TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL BERLEEZY PLAYING DANGANRONPA AGAIN

[SpottedBoy @TheSpottedBoy]

Theirs a kink I don't have but my gf does and I wanted to write smut about it for her. So I went on a multi week long training arc with a friend who does have it so I can effectively larp it enough too write it. (it worked perfectly)

[💻 Dino (AM’s wife) | 🪲🪲I LOVE AM IHNMAIMS!!!!!! @AngryDino42]

I love how in this scene they set each other off. Like one of them expresses a bit more emotion and the other follows suit because they realise it’s a mutual feeling

[Ari-chan ꕤ @eldidh]

but then they switch to their alt

[Ultra 64 @SuperUltra64]

Frutiger NEUTRAL

[JasquezLant @JasquezLant]

Furries pretending to not understand what's being said here is absolutely hilarious. If lolisho is pedophilia because the characters have youthful features then pedophilia is zoophilia because the characters are just animals in their hind legs