goose

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Me: exclusively uses my credit card for purchases I don’t want to acknowledge

*Also me when I see my credit card total*

[John Paul George @Tamere_Parks]

There's not a worker shortage.

2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Sneaking anti-capitalist statements into every day work conversations just to keep my colleagues on edge

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

How do we feel about Solar Power?

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Milwaukeans be toking up anywhere and every where; I knew I’d fit in here

[Jun @whoiszhu]

meet the 23 year old who stays up way too late because they didn’t get to enjoy themselves during the day due to capitalism

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Absolutely thrilled that my employer jumped the gun on making us come back to the office and now we have to wear masks at work again

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

I’m at 250%

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Every year that you are in a wlw relationship you hate men 50% more send tweet

[VIAL @vialband]

AHHHHHHHH

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Me typing work emails after listening to Loudmouth at 7am

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

@CrackyCat We’ve heard that before 👀

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Wisconsinites are in a permanent state of being cracked out.. just different types of cracked out

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

@ragingfleur Touché lmao

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

What do Monday mornings feel like for people who actually like their jobs???

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

At least farmer Goose got to escape her office job

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Starting a day of Stardew Valley during my break knowing damn well it’s just going to make it more painful to clock back in

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

Waking up and starting work every day like god damn I have to do this shit all over again

[goose @COOKED_GOOSE]

pretty sure if money wasn’t a problem a lot of us wouldn’t be so fuckin depressed

[benz mercedes @prehist0ric_]

I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.