PAPYRUS!!!

READ MY BIO!!!

THANK YOU FOR READING MY BIO!!!

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* HOW'D YOU LIKE MY BLUE ATTACK?

[#UTDR] [#MVRP] [#PTWT]

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* A COOL INTRO FOR A COOL DUDE!

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@WARIOGOINGTOWIN * OH HE'S ALSO DIRT BROKE

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* DO YOU WANT THAT WIRED OR HANDED IN PERSON

[WARIO @WARIOGOINGTOWIN]

75 g

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* THE SECOND ONE IS CORRECT, BUT I WONDER WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO HAVE NO JAW...

[coffin :☎️ @coff1n1997]

how the fuck do you read this sprite

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* DON'T LOOK UP "BIG COOL ROCK HARD ABS" ON THE LIBRARBY COMPUTERS.

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* HOW MUCH G IS THAT IN THE UNDERGROUND

[WARIO @WARIOGOINGTOWIN]

At least 5$

[`× 𝓖𝒾𝓇𝓁 𝓝𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓓𝑜𝑜𝓇 ×` @FR0ZEN_D0E]

Where did you get this? Where did you find this picture? This is private.

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* BUT HOW MUCH?

[WARIO @WARIOGOINGTOWIN]

Ok, guys, I got an idea, give me money! AND YOU GET................ NOTHING!

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* I DONT REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING.

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

WHTTHEFUCK

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@RORYK1225 * ANYTHING FOR A FELLOW KNIGHT!

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* MONSTER RESOURCES IS A JOKE! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK SPAGHETTI!

[Noelle Holiday @H071D4YG1R71225]

"I meant by most people's standards. I like girls... but even I can admit he's, like, attractive... to an extent."

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* THEY SMELL LIKE CINNAMON!!

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

quick ass doodles im very upset rn

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@RORYK1225 * WOW! THAT'S A BIG BONE! I'LL SIGN IT RIGHT AT THE HANDLE!

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@RORYK1225 * MOST CERTAINLY! BUT WHERE DO I SIGN..?

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* I ACTUALLY HAVE TWO HAIRS!

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

im perpetually bald what hair

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* I SADLY WAS STUCK IN THE OVEN. IT WAS QUITE WARM FOR THE FIRST FEW MINUTES!

[Stelle ⭐️ @ST4R0FTH3SH0W]

#UTDRRP #DRRP #MVRP #OCRP

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* THERE WOULD BE A THIRD ONE, BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO MAKE A FOURTH ONE, AND I CAN'T COUNT UP TO THAT NUMBER YET.

[Noelle Holiday @H071D4YG1R71225]

"...Pfft, haha, I guess that is pretty important!"

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* BEING "COOL"!

[Noelle Holiday @H071D4YG1R71225]

"...What is it?"

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* I ACTUALLY MET KING VON TOO!

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@AllanMallans * I LISTEN TO HIS ALBUMS! HE ACTUALLY DID A CONCERT WITH METTATON ONCE, I THINK 6 YEARS AGO!