Joseph Becker III

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@CollinRugg @AaronRodgers12 is a self-involved douchebag. @PatMcAfeeShow is a self-involved douchebag. @espn has attached itself to both of them, and I can only hope that they all go down in flames. Not gonna happen, but it would be nice.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

Hey, @Minnesota! We’ve been patient, but it’s time to cut the cord. If you ever want any of your pro men’s teams to win anything, you need to send them away. Want proof? See Lakers and Stars. I don’t know what you did, and I don’t care, but it’s clear that you’re cursed.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

Can someone explain to me how a hockey game can be decided by less than one goal? (Before any geniuses suggest a tie, that is not a decision.)

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

Hey ESPN, I get that you only care about the NFL and the NBA, and I also get that 4-goal leads are pretty safe, but FYI, NHL games don’t end after two periods.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@AaronGleeman @DanHayesMLB @johnmanuelNC This organization is in dire need of an investigative reporter who can unearth some of the awful, cancellable things we all know the Pohlads have done, so the MLB can force them to sell the team. Preferably today, if not sooner.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@ZachHalverson @MeatSauce1 If only this were true….

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing humanity He didn’t exist.”

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

I admit I voted for Trump in 2016. In retrospect, I’m not proud of that decision. I have not voted for him since, and have been baffled as to how any sane person would.

So, as the scandals, deflections, and absolutely inanity build, I can’t help but think (potential paraphrase):

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

Just watching the “Making Manson” documentary, minding my own business, when all of a sudden Eleven from “Stranger Things” makes an appearance. This crossover business is getting out of hand. #kfanpowertrip

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@nut_history We’ve got way too many bush-league parents coaching way too many bush-league kids.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@manders1518 @KarterKudrna33 The catcher was making a play on a throw that beat the runner by about ten feet. You can fault him for not catching the ball, but not for where he’s standing.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@KarterKudrna33 Absolutely the right call. Ball beat the runner (the catcher dropped it, sure), the runner lowered his shoulder to run the catcher over, and then on top of that, did a little crow-hop/staredown after. Forget ejection, the kid should be suspended to start next year.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@BrandonMileski @ThatsALottaGs @LMondelloGuy @MaxxFuller @MeatSauce1 The answer was “bun”. With his clue, @MeatSauce1 clearly meant the food, which means he used two words. Wrong call, not even mentioning the obnoxious, undeserved celebration it set in motion.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@AjKFAN @CommonManKFAN @BrandonMileski @KFAN1003 @AjKFAN these are all absolute gold, please keep ‘em coming!!

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@RADonaldson Check the numbers. He’s top-10 in a lot of QB metrics since he became a starter, and the QB market is trending towards $60M/yr. You lock in a guy you believe in for what will be under-market value in 3 years? You and @MeatSauce1 might hate the guy, but I think you’re both wrong.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

And here we are again, suddenly down 3-2 after being up 2-1. It’s an unending melody for professional MN hockey teams. Quit calling yourself “the state of hockey” and maybe the hockey gods will forgive you. @mnwild

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

Loving the grit, poise, and explosiveness of @mnwild in this series. That said, this franchise hasn’t exactly been great in the playoffs, even with a 2-1 series lead. Want me to get excited? Go out and beat Vegas again on Saturday. #letsgowild

[Wolves Lead @TWolvesLead]

MAKE SURE THIS GOES VIRAL

(via: @ESPNNBA)

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@PowerTripKFAN “top titty two-by-four” needs to be on the button bar.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

@johnkriesel The guy literally brings his hands to his head immediately after the play, because HE knows he just committed a penalty. If that happens to ANY OTHER TEAM, it’s a penalty. If it happens to Mahomes, the defensive player is suspended, or (if T-Swift gives the order) executed.

[Joseph Becker III @CO_PowerTripper]

Well done, @WNBA! You managed to undo all the positive momentum you gained over the course of this year in ONE NIGHT!!! You deserve a break! Might I suggest you do some traveling? Yes, it can be tiring, but just flop into bed at the end of the day. @nyliberty @minnesotalynx