Andy

I do taxes and other cool CPA things.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@BowTiedOpossum You are correct. Your accountant does hate you.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@tryjasononline 1040

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@CPATaxTeam Orig post did not say client notified of leaving. Completely diff scenario.

It’s ludicrous to reach out for authorization from decades long clients when they always go on ext.

We have enough work in a compressed filing season as it is. Logic must prevail over dumb rules!

[Compounding Quality @QCompounding]

Charlie Munger once said:

" There are answers worth billions of dollars in 30$ history book."

Here are my favorite (auto)biographies EVER:

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@tax_zack That’s why you don’t do work for $350. Respect yourself! They won’t.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@CPATaxTeam @tax_zack That’s why you don’t do work for $350. Respect yourself! They won’t.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@cbriancpa Trash.
🗑️

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@RandPaul You're right. "Conservatives" used to unite against taxes, but when pleasing the great leader is the only standard, anything goes!!!

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

I live in a Van Gogh down by the river!

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but your life will always have problems.

Improving it just means choosing the better problems.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

You are not stressed from doing too much.

You are stressed from doing too little of what you care about.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@RonFilipkowski Fuck him girl!

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@DineshDSouza You have no power or balls you fucking pathetic loser.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@McNasty Surprise!
It doesn’t.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@sama @POTUS Read: I need to change my so called fundamental beliefs because a new figurehead arises to kneel before.

Nothing more pathetic than rich people bowing before power.

WEAK.

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@Acyn Thank you optometrist for your expertise.

Please stick to your field. Lens 1 or lens 2?

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@APompliano Thank god we have a scammer in chief. The Bible’s, tacky gold sneakers and knock off watches weren’t embarrassing enough.

Let’s get to the real money laundering and rug pulling with a shit coin!!

[Andy @CPAlife77]

@Blythe_MG @adammarkowitzEA I have a client that bought these against my adamant advice not to. The IRS notice came two weeks after filing in October.