Sí Papi

C-Pap 💨
Sí-Pap 💨😎
Sí Papi 💨 😎♥️

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Some lady told me last night that she found me funny, and she WOULD laugh at my jokes, but

"Thugs don't giggle."

This is now my favorite phrase in the whole world.

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

@VladTheInflator Has anyone checked to see if Vance's wife isn't here on an H1-B visa?

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

@BluEyezMess Become a Giant fan because at least they've won a championship after the Vietnam War.

Also, join Bluesky so I can be entertained - please and thank you

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Blue sky, then?

See you there. Probably the same name or sumn.

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Wouldn't want the scammers to go broke from legal fees
...

[Cameron Winklevoss @cameron]

The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

pole = 💈

poll = 🗳️

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

5:08 sunset?
*sigh*

[KTVU @KTVU]

A sunny, breezy day is underway with temperatures ranging from low 60s at the coast to low 70s inland. San Francisco sunset, 5:08 PM. https://t.co/SiUHeCWHXX

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Mood = improved

Any time I talk to my girlfriend it changes my entire day

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

You know the place is sus when all they have on the rental ad is a drawing of the house

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

@Blackamazon I'll drink to that.

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Oh shit

[The SETI Institute @SETIInstitute]

The famous Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico collapsed due to a combination of decayed zinc in the telescope’s cable sockets and previous damage from Hurricane Maria, according to a report published by the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine. @Gizmodo https://t.co/aEdLoVoc6e

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

@jemelehill Do the politics of players on your favorite team ever sour your ability to root for them or even the entire squad? Asking for some Bosa enthusiasts...
#AboveTheFold

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Monster mash is the all I want for Christmas is you of Halloween

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

My favorite sports thing is when longtime fans have occasion to set their elders souls at ease.

Our day will come, Uncle Ronnie.

Some day. Today was the Dodgers day. Ours will come one day, too...
@mets

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

This is what it looks like when you LOVE love your city and the city loves your team.

If this is the dynamic you want... and you still get to be in NEW YORK? Come play for the @mets.

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Lying asses.

[Scorpio Season 🦂 @ScorpioSeason]

November 8 Scorpios are fearless in their pursuit of the truth.

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Me, a hater, posing for pics at the Pont des Arts bridge

[Dona Juanita @MafiosoRo]

Bon the fuck jour.

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

This part.

[punished giorgio @GMomurder]

if you have tenure what's stopping you

[Sí Papi @CPap_SiPapi]

Down 0-3.
Up 6-3.
Down 7-6...

And then Lindor.
Thank you, @mets... That was truly amazing.

[MLB Walk Offs @MLBWalk_Offs]

FRANCISCO LINDOR OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! THE METS RETAKE THE LEAD AND IT’S 8-7 NEW YORK IN THE TOP OF THE NINTH INNING!!!!!!!!