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This used to be mainly a sports account. I'll come up with a name eventually. Maybe.

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Why ESPN needs to die. A thread. https://t.co/SfqTJTmosP

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Stephen A. Smith on Shohei Ohtani: "I don't think it helps that the number one face is a dude that needs an interpreter so you can understand what the hell he's saying in this country."

WTF

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This isn’t right. Not after Halas saved the Packers in 56.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

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@BuschMVP 9/10 times you lose game 3.

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@PkmnAnon They are neither good nor bad. They are mid.

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@mvpwizz That is literally Brady's entire career so that makes sense.

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@ERSANlTY He owes Matt Lafleur millions.

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@Beeburn22 The Nashville Sounds can NOT be that bad.

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@PkmnAnon Cause he's cooler.

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Meanwhile

3rd in ERA
4th in saves
5th in strikeouts
3rd in WHIP

They need hitting! Not pitching!

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I don't know why this commentator is so insistent on the Brewers trading for Skubal. The Brewers are:

15th in batting average
30th in home runs
12th in RBIs
26th in hits
29th in slugging%
11th in runs
20th in doubles
25th in triples

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@Salim_BGhoops He's not even close to either of those things.

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@jaycaspiankang We are DONE with "If Man."

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@kinggchrisco @hadmyback We're not talking about Kareem yet. We're on Lebron right now.

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A goal in the 17th minute can be the game winner in a soccer goal.

A hockey goal in the 2nd period could be the game winning goal.

A homerun in the 4th inning could be the only run of the game.

A 3rd quarter basket will never be a deciding factor in an NBA game.

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Something that bugs me about basketball fans is that when someone says "You can really just watch the last 5 minutes of a basketball game."

They'll respond with, "Well. That' true for every sport."

No it is not.

A touchdown in the 3rd quarter could be the final score.

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@PkmnAnon *best

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@Kaibaplayer35 CLEARS Pikachu in every way.

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I think Sonic would just be normal.

[𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐙 𝐈 @KwamzTheFirst]

Sonic is a Ground/Flying type Pokemon, why is this even a debate.

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This is the NBA finals by the way.

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@socialistbucks No it does not.

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@Demon_Realms @sacrelicio Europeans be like:

"You can't be two different cultures! You don’t even go to war with each other!"