Craig Bottner

Bro, do you even theatre?

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@tomandmartys

1. I don’t care
2. I don’t care
3. I really don’t fucking care

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@tomandmartys hydrogen

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@tomandmartys New York, South Carolina, Virginia

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@nflcommish #FreeMahomes

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@nflcommish NFL OT rules are like ending a baseball game in the top of the 10th fix your rules you monkey

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@Madonna how do you feel about having less top ten hits than Kidz Bop??

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@StopandShop your cheese is trying to provoke me and I don't like it

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@SportsCenter LeBron is the better player, the Celtics are the better team. LeBron deserves a spot in the finals, the Cavs do not #CelticsVsCavs #NBAPlayoffs #celticsnation

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@Wendys I'm so disappointed to say that I found a hair in my food today. I expect this kind of service from mcdonalds but never from you

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@Wendys can you roast me??

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@dish_answers Hello dish, I would really appreciate if you could help me get a response from @GordonRamsay its part of a challenge for a charity I'm raising money for

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@GordonRamsay on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate this dish??

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@WendysCanada I know you're Canadian and roasting is not in your blood (or your sandwiches) but how many RTs for you to roast me??

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@Wendys how many RTs for you to roast me??

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@joshgroban thanks for coming buddy I had a great time!!! Here's to all you nonbelievers

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@joshgroban how many rts for you to be my plus one at an Acapella formal?? (Message me for details)

[Craig Bottner @CREGGS_N_BACON]

@owlcity fireflies or lightning bugs???

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

20+ years. Several uncontested elections. Thousands of naps. We had a good run. #RIPStubbs