Mayor Stubbs, a cat.

I'm a cat. I was once Mayor in Alaska. I was amazing.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Now do Cats.

[Benjamin VanHoose @BenVanHoose]

I now present to you — the 2020 #Oscars Best Picture nominees as Kardashian GIFs.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

@FilmItTV Sort of? Don’t want to blow my cover but that nine lives thing is legit.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Jared Kushner smiles like the cat who ate the canary who had been placed in a coal mine and died because of illegal work conditions. #SOTU

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

They lied...you can smell bullshit in heaven. #SOTU19

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Good news: I'm in Heaven
Bad news: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN.
#RIPStubbs

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

20+ years. Several uncontested elections. Thousands of naps. We had a good run. #RIPStubbs

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

@JoshJHadley @Chris_Tigga @Charles_qt @dog_rates "Apparently" might be a reference to the use of the word "town" to describe Talkeetna. It's more of a hamlet.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Maybe @realDonaldTrump has awful judgement, but remember this: HE'S NEVER OWNED A DOG. Gotta give it to him there.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

I never thought I'd say this, but I AM tired of all the winning. SO MUCH WINNING!

Or is it spelled whining?

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Turning 20 today feels almost as good as learning we were wrong about Hitler yesterday.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

I keep hearing about all these "Pussy Hats," yet none appear to feature my face. What gives? #WomensMarch

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

America: We need to come together so we can move on. Are we changing the country's name to "Trumpistan" or "Trumpmenistan?"

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

"You're a Nazi."

"No, YOU'RE a Nazi."

"No you are. A Nazi."

"I'm a notsy. You're a Nazi."

#TrumpPressConference

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

It's not too late. You can vote. And you should.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

If @realDonaldTrump were the Indians' manager he'd contest this.

He might do it as candidate. Would help in Ohio. #cubswin

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

. How about, "He has nine lives, but you only have one. Vote #stubbs2016 " #stubbsforprez @MishaBooltink @Anarchyball

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

.@FDNMopinion I'm also opposed to women being called "catty" as though that's a bad thing... #debatenight #stubbs2016

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

"Such a nasty woman," is the type of thing a guy who is getting crushed by a woman says right before going home and icing his nuts.

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Enjoyed @HillaryClinton name-dropping @HBO Silicon Valley with "middle out growth."

[Mayor Stubbs, a cat. @MayorStubbs]

Yes, @realDonaldTrump, the guy who said "I shall return..." is rolling in his grave about us saying we're retaking Mosul #debate2016