Christopher Ross Martin

I’m an actor. Sometimes a comic. Always disappointed.

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So we’re good to start starring at the sun again now that the eclipse is over right?

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#NewProfilePic

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@EricIdle

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@FINALLEVEL

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“Now is the wiener of our discontent.” #shakespearefirstdraft

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@joncoopertweets Where do ye-yo?

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@MuellerSheWrote @cmclymer Plea deal?

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@pattonoswalt Rush

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@pattonoswalt

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@pattonoswalt Sadness Bowls 🍗 😢

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@ThatEricAlper The Stranger.

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#NewProfilePic

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The more I do the math about Dane Cook and his fiancé, the worse it looks 🤢

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@joncoopertweets Yes.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Oh my god I had a cricket in my shower just now I needed this guy

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@GregAbbott_TX So you are for the right to choose. Let women choose to control their own bodies.

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Dude, @bigalart_ is one of the most talented artists I’ve ever met, and just an awesome human being. Give him a follow and check out his work. #art #artist #comedy #characterart #illustration #comedy #bigalart https://t.co/Iw6epY7hbC

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This show is my everything right now 😂

[Marvel's M.O.D.O.K. on Hulu @MarvelsMODOK]

Henchmen, you have one job today: stream @Marvel's #MODOK, only on @Hulu!

[Marvel's M.O.D.O.K. on Hulu @MarvelsMODOK]

Henchmen, you have one job today: stream @Marvel's #MODOK, only on @Hulu!

[Christopher Ross Martin @CRRMartin]

I connected with a girl on a dating app who was bi-sexual, bi-polar, and bi-racial. When she turned me down, it was a triple-bi-pass. #dating #jokes