C Revelle-Smith

British author, Charlie Revelle-Smith. Cheerleader for science. Cheese enthusiast.

[C Revelle-Smith @CRevelleSmith]

Burn the flag. Burn the Queen. Let Britain incinerate itself and be a dark mark upon the face of the world and a warning to other nations to let them know what happens when you give power to an utter cretin who understands nothing but his own lust for power.
The U.K. Is over.

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@jamiemessenger Having a somewhat highbrow discussion on a Neighbours forum about how the sinister “Andrea” music bears a resemblance to the “Vertigo” score. Was wondering if this intentional as both storylines are strikingly similar. Is it a little shoutout to a classic film?

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This evening an otherwise magnificently trashy performance of a gloriously garbage play was marred by the interval act where a drunk, unhinged and aggressively confrontational woman was allowed to stay after threatening my friend. #annoyancetheatre @The_Annoyance

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Has anyone ever noticed that Paul Robinson always arrives just as the woman he's secretly in love with is snogging another man? @dendale

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@neighbuzzpod I love you, but why the constant mocking of Paul for having one leg? Calling him "The Stump" & the ways in which you mock him in regards to sex ("she's into the stump") is demeaning to disabled people. It's the language of schoolyard bullies. You're better than this

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Who says @FlintstoneRocky can't write? That was the most suspenseful and thrilling chapter in the history of English literature! #pornoday

[C Revelle-Smith @CRevelleSmith]

No! You cannot do this to us Rocky! #PornoDay

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I've had to lie down on my bed. The anticipation is too much! #PornoDay

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@Hayleystevens His parents must be so proud of him. What a great kid!

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@alistaircoleman There were some fine dinosaurs within that rampage.

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@alistaircoleman Poor a Phil? Hundreds of people are now DEAD because of him!

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@alistaircoleman I've never understood how at the end they're all wistfully watching T-Rex return home on TV. They should all be in prison for stupidity!

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@alistaircoleman Also, I love how the T-Rex only manages to escape because EVERYBODY behaves like an utter moron!

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@alistaircoleman Even for the 90s that video store was very busy at 2am

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@alistaircoleman I know that film inside out, even though it's total garbage - just because a bad dinosaur film is STILL a dinosaur film...

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@alistaircoleman I think Jeff Goldblum's daughter is about to kill the velociraptors WITH SWEET GYMNASTIC STYLES!

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@alistaircoleman The only legit tense scene doesn't even involve a dino. Julianne Moore on a window of breaking glass is a proper awesome movie moment.

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@alistaircoleman The MOST idiotic guy is the one who has a snake slither on him while he's hiding from the T-Rex and literally runs into the dino's mouth!

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@alistaircoleman Jeff Goldblum's daughter made me root for the velociraptors. She's AWFUL!

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Since Doctor Who began in 1963, a woman has owned the keys to the TARDIS fewer times than the keys to 10 Downing Street. #Doctor13