CRobin11

“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.” -Ron Swanson

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

He’ll need all that when he gets primaried by his own party, and all the Lord Tinhats with their UGA “you can’t tell us what to do” can follow Orange Peel into the sea.

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

The political fallout of MLB’s decision to move the All-Star Game

“Stacey Abrams couldn’t have done more for Brian Kemp’s re-election hopes if she’d written a $10 million check to his super PAC,” says @LordTinsdale. #gapol

https://t.co/8fyQsaTWN2

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@TheGurglingCod Yes, then change their name to Beaneaters. I do not know if Beaneaters would be problematic, but Red Caps also would not seem to work.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

A Week Away (2021)
#IMDb I believe in no gods, but if I did, after seeing this I would stop. https://t.co/q2rlxiV1SP

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

Can’t wait for the expose on MLB owners and their political donations.

[AJC Sports @AJCsports]

MLB moves All-Star game from Atlanta over voting law https://t.co/5LHEkmiPDz

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@LindseyGrahamSC @PalmettoArmory You’re a fucking ghoul with the ghosts of dead children tearing away your soul.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

Downing Street suggests UK should be seen as model of racial equality https://t.co/yp9MgaYzgu. Apparently, the UK celebrated April Fool’s Day yesterday?

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@MittRomney You first...

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@smickable Went to the Delta Museum in Atlanta. Made the appointment online at MyVaccineGeorgia. Never got out of the car. 10 minutes from drive into parking lot to leaving parking lot. Ridiculously easy. Set up next appointment with a QR code scan. Done.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

It’s already “not in Atlanta” as Truist Park is in Cobb County and no part of the city of Atlanta. Keeping it out of Georgia is the discussion.

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

Freeman says keeping All-Star game in Atlanta could be a ‘platform’ for a positive discussion over voting rights #gapol https://t.co/R5wu6sb8Go

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

When you pull out a few Easter candies to snack on and after a few minutes can’t figure out where they went. Then realize you ate them all already. *a word for missing the enjoyment of a thing because of your future expected enjoyment*

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@BlastZonePod The Fifth Element. Technically made its money back internationally but did so poorly in the US that a potential sequel was scrapped.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

Literally never take any advice from this person. The “techniques”demonstrated here will potentially harm you. There is nothing healthy in what this account is doing.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

This is my Covid protection 💪

#MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

It’s time to #FireFauci

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

Republican presidential hopeful, Kristi Noem.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Noem: I was shocked by how much doesn’t go into infrastructure... It goes into housing and pipes...

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@sportsbroad Costa Rica for me.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@chris_notcapn He looks like the Tim Burton Joker when he put “human” makeup on over his joker face.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@sportsbroad I have always felt a cringe when people pull pranks and this day is the worst. Here’s an idea, just buy donuts for the office. Don’t fill the box with a veggie plate. Don’t put toothpaste inside the donuts. Just be like “here are some donuts, please enjoy them.”

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

Woooowww! Maybe he shouldn’t be able to do his job from Federal Prison, Kev?

[The Hill @thehill]

WATCH: McCarthy says Gaetz would lose committee seat if charges true https://t.co/sfzWSlZiGz

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@RepJeffDuncan Say you want Covid to kill more people without saying “I want Covid to kill more people.”

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

@RepJeffDuncan You’re an absolute shit sandwich, Jeff.

[CRobin11 @CRobin11]

Awesome work by everyone at Delta Museum in Atlanta vaccination site! Never got out of the car, logistics handled by National Guard, enter parking lot, register, get shot, leave parking lot all in less than 10 min. Highly recommend! Will go again! (In three weeks)