Chris Gersbeck

I’m Chris Gersbeck. | @DumbIndustries @MaryJoPehl @JackeyNeyman | email: [email protected]

[Chris Gersbeck @CSGersbeck]

Just popping in here to remind everyone that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis

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@Timcast You are such a massive idiot, it's remarkable.

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@TiffanyFong Good, no one invited you

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She says standing within inches of one of history's most prolific rapists

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Jeanine Pirro: "We need to go after the D.C. Council and their absurd laws."

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@SquarespaceHelp Why does it take you literally YEARS to implement simple improvements? Check your forums. Customers have been loudly complaining for very simple updates.

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Hi @SquarespaceHelp I'm just wondering if you plan to update your member areas, paywalls, digital products and courses any time this century? Prior to my death would be preferred.

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@MattWalshBlog You're an idiot who believed Trump. Makes perfect sense to me.

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@mtgreenee Curious -- why are you protecting kid fuckers?

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@SquarespaceHelp @ilijastuden Same. Can't upload anything or access my asset library

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No one works harder at crippling your business than @Vimeo. Bravo, Vimeo, bravo.

[Oh what now... @TheMagneticGuy]

Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? The Mad Scientists from MST ( @TraceBeaulieu @FrankConniff ) are doing a live-stream riff on a bunch of shorts on Tuesday April 15th, and these are always great! Get your tickets now! @CSGersbeck @DumbIndustries

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@Vimeo Two weeks of this whenever someone tries to purchase a VOD. Customer service is non-existent. I don't know what I'm paying for anymore.

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I don't think I will ever be able to adequately describe just how shitty a platform @Vimeo is to its customers and viewers.

If you're still using them, I urge you to backup all your videos and find an alternative.

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You really gotta hand it to @Vimeo for making an unusable platform even less functional than it already was

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@elonmusk

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

1990s comedy summit happening in SoHo! Janeane Garafolo, Kevin McDonald and Yours Truly are in Kevin’s hilarious rock opera starting tomorrow thru Sunday at SoHo Playhouse. Also pictured: awesome rockin’ guitarist John Wlaysewski. https://t.co/mQUWMnZ2Pb

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

This is really happening! I'm in a rock opera written by & starring Kids In The Hall legend Kevin McDonald, with Janeane Garofalo and Dave Hill, at the SoHo Playhouse for 5 nights starting next Wednesday, March 19th https://t.co/aiwLIuFmfi

[Chris Gersbeck @CSGersbeck]

Fucker is a full-on Putin loyalist now, who could've seen that coming

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Zelensky Oval Office visit is a Rorschach test. Right sees it as a strong American President standing up for our interests and demanding we be treated with respect. Left sees it as a bully, yelling at one of our allies and doing harm to our interests. I think they're both right.

[Chris Gersbeck @CSGersbeck]

It's been a few weeks so just reminding you that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis

[Svengoolie @Svengoolie]

Did I mention- my alter ego Rich Koz makes a guest appearance on Steve Darnall’s classic radio show “Those Were the Days” Saturday afternoon? We’ll talk about Jack Benny, and the show’s live anniversary event in April. Go to https://t.co/tnarELkfqD and click on appearances!

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Only attending if @stripe promises to toss Zuckerberg into the fire

[Stripe @stripe]

Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: https://t.co/TmB4UkxBbQ.