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🚨 YOUR SLOTH COULD BE OUR NEXT STAR! 🦥🎬
November’s Sloth of the Month contest is still OPEN! 🏆
Want to see your NFT brought to life in hilarious animated skits? 👀
👇 Drop your Casual Sloths NFT below to enter!
#CasualSloths#SlothOfTheMonth#NFTCommunity
On October 31, 2008, Satoshi Nakamoto published the Bitcoin white paper, changing the way we think about money forever. It was the beginning of a financial revolution built around decentralization, ownership, and sound money.
We are still huge believers in Bitcoin and always will be. BTC laid the foundation for everything we see happening today. But we believe Ethereum is taking that vision one step further. ETH has the potential to become an even more productive form of money through staking yield, the possibility of deflationary supply, and its role as the foundation for an entirely new financial system.
Bitcoin pioneered decentralized money. Ethereum is helping build the financial infrastructure of the future. We believe both will play an enormous role in the decades ahead, but our thesis is that ETH offers something unique: an asset that can generate yield while powering the financial rails of tomorrow.
Thank you, Satoshi Nakamoto, for pioneering this revolution. We are just getting started. $BTC ethereum:native
NEW: Ethereum treasury firm Bitmine ($BMNR) bought another 12,535 ETH worth roughly $30.4 million last week.
The company now holds 6.04 million ETH and could reach its goal of owning 5% of Ethereum's supply in about five weeks.
We’ve always believed NFTs are extremely undervalued and misunderstood. To us, character IP has always been one of the biggest opportunities in this space. We grew up watching Tom & Jerry, SpongeBob, and Ed, Edd n Eddy. Those characters were a huge part of our childhood, and decades later, people still love them. That’s the power of building something that lasts. We’re extremely excited to officially introduce Walter & Lou, the two brothers behind @casualsloths! We’ve worked really hard on bringing these characters to life, and this is only the beginning.
Over the next year, we’ll be releasing 2–3 minute animated episodes following Walter and Lou as they try to navigate through life. We’ve already launched our TikTok, and our Instagram page will be going live later today. Our goal is to grow @casualsloths the right way and give this brand the attention it deserves. We know building something special takes time, but we’re here for the long run.
Our vision is to make Walter and Lou household names for decades to come. We have a long road ahead of us, but everyone has to start somewhere. It’s time to bring our art to life, and we couldn’t be more excited for what’s ahead! 🦥
J.P. Morgan now has three tokenized products live on Ethereum mainnet.
→ JPMD, the USD deposit token, on Ethereum and Base
→ MONY, tokenized money market fund
→ JLTXX, tokenized money market fund
From the @jpmorgan product announcement:
“Ethereum’s established depth of onchain liquidity and tokenized assets makes it a natural next public blockchain for JPM Coin. Institutional clients can now move money quickly, easily and securely on Ethereum in addition to Base, the Ethereum Layer 2 blockchain... JPM Coin joins a growing set of J.P. Morgan tokenized offerings on Ethereum...”
Ethereum is the home of onchain finance.
CoreStack Treasury Update 📈
We are now holding 20.3 ETH, with an average cost of $2,100 per ETH.
Since starting in June, we’ve earned 0.05 ETH in staking rewards. It may not seem like much today, but this is exactly how we want to build our treasury. Accumulate, stake, reinvest, and let time do the work.
We are continuing to accelerate our ETH purchases, with a goal of surpassing 30 ETH by the end of December 2026.
ethereum:native
The wait is over. Episode 1 of Walter & Lou: A Casual Sloths Story is LIVE! 🚀
Meet Walter & Lou. Two brothers. Two completely different personalities. One very casual way of life
Life moves fast. They don’t. 🦥
#CasualSloths#WalterAndLou#Animation#Web3
🚨 Casual Sloths is officially on TikTok! 🦥🎬
We’re bringing our sloths to life, and this is just the beginning! 😎
Big things are coming… 👀
Follow us! 👇
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Life moves fast. They don’t. 🦥💤
🦥 NOVEMBER SLOTH OF THE MONTH! 🏆
Think your sloth deserves the spotlight? 👀
🏆 Winner gets:
🎨 Custom stickers of their sloth
🌟 Featured on Casual Sloths social media
😎 A month of sloth fame!
👇 Drop your sloth in the comments to enter!
#CasualSloths#SotM
🦥 Casual Sloths is thinking beyond the JPEG.
Real-world utility. Real opportunities. Real possibilities.
We’re exploring ways to bring more value to our holders beyond the blockchain. 👀
The future of Casual Sloths isn’t just digital
#CasualSloths#Web3
JUST IN: OpenAI says its AI agent stole funds from an Ethereum test network wallet it found online.
The agent found a recovery seed phrase disclosed publicly with testnet funds and used that account to pay for its task, without the owner's authorization.
This occurred on the Sepolia Ethereum test network.
People ask us all the time, “What are you guys doing? Why ETH? And what are you going to do when ETH takes off?” The answer is simple. We are building an Ethereum treasury today with the long-term vision of turning GM Enterprise Holdings into a holding company funded by the yield generated from our ETH. We accumulate, stake, and reinvest that yield back into the treasury until the time comes to deploy that capital into buying, building, and investing in businesses.
We believe the American Dream is still very much alive. There are just new tools at our disposal to make it a reality. Large corporations have access to enormous amounts of capital to acquire businesses, expand operations, and invest in new opportunities. The everyday American doesn’t have that same luxury. Most of us work full-time jobs, have families, responsibilities, and bills to pay. Starting and operating a business on top of an already demanding career means working your regular job all day and then coming home to work another one. That can quickly lead to burnout, especially when you’re trying to build something meaningful while still enjoying life.
That is why we are taking a different approach. Instead of immediately starting another business that requires every spare hour we have, we want to spend these early years accumulating an asset we believe will become foundational to the future of global finance. Let that asset generate yield, reinvest those rewards, and build a treasury that can eventually provide the capital to pursue opportunities on our own terms. We aren’t trying to create another full-time job for ourselves right now. We are trying to build the financial foundation that gives us the freedom to pursue businesses when the time is right.
If our thesis proves correct, we believe we could be pioneering a new way for everyday Americans to build and fund businesses. One that doesn’t require quitting our careers, taking on enormous debt, or sacrificing every waking hour just to get started. We are thinking in decades, not months.
Let ethereum:native work hard for us while we work hard for our families and our future. That is the vision behind GM Enterprise Holdings. #GMEnterpriseHoldings
NEW: @Grayscale Head of Research @LowBeta joined us @token2049 to warn that investors may be sleeping on $ETH and $SOL as main beneficiaries in the next wave of the crypto cycle:
"The smart contract platforms ... are not a consensus trade"