Cory!

Life has many doors Ed boy

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

answer my call. I am sick of. This

[wint @dril]

"Ultimate black jack" which is like black jack except you need 777 points instead of 21 so its longer

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Democrats escorting Joe Biden out of the White House

[gabu @gabu_moon]

omg the joe biden statement!!!!!

[Tom Freeman @SnoozeInBrief]

This was only "the biggest IT outage ever" if you exclude the period from 13.7 billion BC to the mid 20th century

[Sharon’s Ex Husband 🐝 @IHateSharon]

WHAT!!?!?!

IT'S SANDERS..BERNIE SANDERS!!! HE'S CASHING IN HIS MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

burger king employee after a child throws up on the floor:

[The Card @JaggedAuthor]

Well, allergy pill, the important thing is that you tried.

[Cory! @CStefansen]

April Fools would be a better holiday if it was on a random day each year and the government just told 10% of the population each year

[(redacted) @pseudonaam_]

can’t believe people manage to have ulterior motives… i don’t even have a normal motive i do everything for the vibes

[California Academy of Sciences @calacademy]

Of all the fish in the Steinhart Aquarium, Methuselah is your closest relative. Don’t forget to invite her to your next family picnic. She will not attend.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

thinking about taking home the shenanigans brothers

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the coolest guy you could ever hope to be in the 90s was Joe Camel