Fatniss Everdeen

Actually tho just say it to my face

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Yo anyone else bugging?

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Just throated @FiveGuys in the 4 mins I had during a layover and I genuinely think I need to take a shower

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Feel like a slut rn sending “I can be flexible, so let me know and we can keep it quick” in an email

*mewing so hard while typing*

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Just walked through first class fully crop dusting the entire section just to show them what it’s like to live the blue collar lifestyle #workingclasshog

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Word appreciate the “recommendation” instagram want me to go off myself too while I’m at it?

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Never trust this move- I had a buddy in hs who did this during a class presentation, ended up stretching and flashing full helmet in front of the entire class 🥴 surprised buddy didn’t catch a mf charge

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@SharpFootball “So horny”

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Omg did he just request The Story of O.J. for karaoke

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@zachlanebryan any extra tix for tn in Nashville? Just need 2-3 I’ll get you back I promise

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If “everything’s bigger in Texas” why tf is my Rodney Dangerfield the same size as before?? Waste of a flight if you ask me

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Decided to embrace the New York culture while I’m here this weekend and tried to order my steak “the ocky way” at this restaurant ln… the waiter then proceeded to give me an atomic wedgie and shoot me in the leg with a gun

God I love this city

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@netflix Need

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Every once in a while I bug about the random chance of getting thrown into a rap battle.. still workshopping but all ik is off the rip I’m firing off “I aint cheerios but I’ll nut in your honey”

Assuming the rest will just flow after that initial hype

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@_willcompton Sucker almost knocked a picture frame off my wall

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Updating the list- just met some bloke named Branch… immediately walked away like tf is that?! The south is really something else man

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Top names I heard at Bama this weekend:

Larkin
Buck
Zark
Lucky
Dorf
Rufus
Clit

Honestly wtf are southern people who pumps out a kid and thinks “omg let’s name him Woodchip that’ll definitely get him laid” 😂😂 one tooth havin ass

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Ludacris getting ready to perform at the halftime show

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@AdamSchefter Genuinely thought this was @BarstoolBigCat and got so jazzed up

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Telling my kids this was Jersey Jerry before he made it big at Barstool

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“White people have no drip”

Then explain this

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Couldn’t sleep ln was bugging wondering about where those kids who wore osiris’s and cookie monster flat brim hats in middle school are at now

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Idk about you guys but ever since Elon stepped in my feed has basically been 75% p-hub… I’m not complaining but I will say it has caused a few too many unprovoked jerks (I don’t make the rules I just play the game 🙇🏻‍♂️)

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Only 4 more days until Christmas boys we’re so mf close